{"id":45818,"date":"2012-08-20T18:26:30","date_gmt":"2012-08-21T02:26:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=45818"},"modified":"2012-08-20T18:26:30","modified_gmt":"2012-08-21T02:26:30","slug":"the-watering-pot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=45818","title":{"rendered":"The Watering Pot"},"content":{"rendered":"

“What did you do with my watering pot?” asked his neighbor. “I let you borrow it to put your flowers in and then you left it in the common room and now it’s gone. That was my favorite watering pot for 20 years and now it’s gone. You Orthodox Jews.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“What did you do with my watering pot?” asked his neighbor. “I let you borrow it to put your flowers in and then you left it in the common room and now it’s gone. That was my favorite watering pot … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t