{"id":45752,"date":"2012-08-16T19:05:02","date_gmt":"2012-08-17T03:05:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=45752"},"modified":"2012-08-16T19:05:37","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T03:05:37","slug":"imagine-my-surprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=45752","title":{"rendered":"Imagine My Surprise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to writing class last night to read my <A HREF=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=45680\">essay<\/a> on why Jewish men chase shiksas only to have the tall blonde newcomer share first her story about her love of Jewish ****.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to writing class last night to read my essay on why Jewish men chase shiksas only to have the tall blonde newcomer share first her story about her love of Jewish ****.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45752"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45752\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45754,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45752\/revisions\/45754"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}