{"id":45562,"date":"2012-08-05T10:47:36","date_gmt":"2012-08-05T18:47:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=45562"},"modified":"2012-08-05T12:00:39","modified_gmt":"2012-08-05T20:00:39","slug":"how-do-you-get-through-shabbos-morning-services","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=45562","title":{"rendered":"How Do You Get Through Shabbos Morning Services?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A typical Jewish Saturday morning service at synagogue will last nearly three hours. How do you survive that? It verges on the impossible for me to survive this unless I have friends with me. A holy book I can study also helps. And the kiddush club. And promises of lunch afterwards. And fantasies about that cute girl on the other side of the mehitza (divider). <\/p>\n<p>Akiva Potok: &#8220;Several survival tips. First and most importantly: get there late. Second: bring what my dad used to call a shul appropriate book and read it. A Jew goes to shul on Shabbat &#8212; that doesn&#8217;t mean that doing the same thing every Shabbat all your life is supposed to be some sort of spiritual high. What it is supposed to be is&#8230; wait for it&#8230; normal.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A typical Jewish Saturday morning service at synagogue will last nearly three hours. How do you survive that? It verges on the impossible for me to survive this unless I have friends with me. A holy book I can study &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=45562\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-judaism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45562"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45565,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45562\/revisions\/45565"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}