{"id":44781,"date":"2012-07-05T11:52:26","date_gmt":"2012-07-05T19:52:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=44781"},"modified":"2012-07-05T11:55:35","modified_gmt":"2012-07-05T19:55:35","slug":"sorry-luke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=44781","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Sorry, Luke&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think it was the summer before 11th grade. I was riding in the backseat of a car to Pacific Union College from Lake Berryessa in the Napa Valley. I was with my former classmates from the college&#8217;s elementary school where I had spent sixth through eighth grade.<\/p>\n<p>We were all feeling pretty rowdy that afternoon.<\/p>\n<p>On an earlier occasion as we played on a deserted section of the lake, Debbie* had offered to take off her swimsuit if I doffed mine first.<\/p>\n<p>I was too chicken.<\/p>\n<p>On this day, however, I was bold. I started tickling Debbie, who was squeezed into the back with me and my mate Cary.<\/p>\n<p>Debbie squealed of course as I poked at her ribs and then she protested and finally she appealed to Cary for help.<\/p>\n<p>The little Hawaiian said, &#8220;Sorry, Luke&#8221;, then got me in a headlock until I calmed down.<\/p>\n<p>My humiliation was complete.  <\/p>\n<p>PS. My last girlfriend warned that she would punch me if I ever tried to tickle her. I didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think it was the summer before 11th grade. I was riding in the backseat of a car to Pacific Union College from Lake Berryessa in the Napa Valley. I was with my former classmates from the college&#8217;s elementary school &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=44781\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44781","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44781","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44781"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44781\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44787,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44781\/revisions\/44787"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}