{"id":44740,"date":"2012-07-04T16:02:29","date_gmt":"2012-07-05T00:02:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=44740"},"modified":"2012-07-04T16:02:29","modified_gmt":"2012-07-05T00:02:29","slug":"an-open-letter-to-the-leader-of-scientology-david-miscavige","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=44740","title":{"rendered":"An open letter to the leader of Scientology, David Miscavige"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chaim Amalek writes:<\/p>\n<p>Dear David:<\/p>\n<p>An ex fantasy girlfriend of mine (meaning I knew her and desperately wanted her, but she did not want me) has been a Scientologist and actress in LA for about the last six years. If you can fix it so that she calls me up and invites me to live with and have wild heterosexual sex with her, I promise to use my influence with Luke Ford to get him to start writing nice things about Scientology. Trust me, you need a guy like Luke Ford in your corner, especially now. If it turns out that she has married or gotten old or fat (and I&#8217;m both), then you can substitute someone like Time Machine Mimi Rogers (circa 1988) to perform in her place with the same result. Thank you.<\/p>\n<p>Chaim Amalek<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chaim Amalek writes: Dear David: An ex fantasy girlfriend of mine (meaning I knew her and desperately wanted her, but she did not want me) has been a Scientologist and actress in LA for about the last six years. 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