{"id":44118,"date":"2012-06-05T23:12:31","date_gmt":"2012-06-06T07:12:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=44118"},"modified":"2012-06-05T23:18:56","modified_gmt":"2012-06-06T07:18:56","slug":"im-putting-you-on-notice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=44118","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Putting You On Notice!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever the boss yells at me not to use the Ladies room, I tell him I know better. I was a seminal blogger. I was named ***hole of the month by a very distinguished publication.<\/p>\n<p>Chaver says: &#8220;Why don&#8217;t you just explain that you have gender ambiguity issues, at which point any further comments could be construed as harassment?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if I could convince my boss that my habits of prevarication are protected by the <A HREF=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Americans_with_Disabilities_Act_of_1990\">ADA<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>Ha! Now I&#8217;m off to see my Kabbalah Buddy, the Prince of the Persians.<\/p>\n<p>Persians aren&#8217;t homophobic. Persian men routinely hug and kiss. It&#8217;s not wrong.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever the boss yells at me not to use the Ladies room, I tell him I know better. I was a seminal blogger. I was named ***hole of the month by a very distinguished publication. Chaver says: &#8220;Why don&#8217;t you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=44118\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3148,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-persians","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44118"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44121,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44118\/revisions\/44121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}