{"id":44095,"date":"2012-06-05T16:46:21","date_gmt":"2012-06-06T00:46:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=44095"},"modified":"2012-06-05T16:46:21","modified_gmt":"2012-06-06T00:46:21","slug":"i-now-offer-tuck-in-services-for-100-a-night-limited-quantities-available","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=44095","title":{"rendered":"I Now Offer Tuck-In Services For $100 A Night &#8211; Limited Quantities Available"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/jimromenesko.com\/2012\/06\/05\/groupons-creepiest-deal-yet\/\">Upon entering your bedroom<\/a>, Luke Ford immediately begins to analyze your linen seams and pillow placement, planning a tucking strategy as you enjoy a glass of water he has poured for you. After you hydrate, Luke\u2019s sinewy, well-groomed fingers delicately raise each sheet and blanket over your body until you\u2019re comfortably bundled. Careful not to disturb any children who may be in the adjacent room, Luke leans in and uses his summer-breeze-like voice to gently sing you one of the five lullabies he has authored.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Upon entering your bedroom, Luke Ford immediately begins to analyze your linen seams and pillow placement, planning a tucking strategy as you enjoy a glass of water he has poured for you. After you hydrate, Luke\u2019s sinewy, well-groomed fingers delicately &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=44095\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44095","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44095"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44095\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44096,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44095\/revisions\/44096"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}