{"id":44093,"date":"2012-06-05T16:21:15","date_gmt":"2012-06-06T00:21:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=44093"},"modified":"2012-06-08T09:15:35","modified_gmt":"2012-06-08T17:15:35","slug":"busted-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=44093","title":{"rendered":"Busted!"},"content":{"rendered":"

The building admin called my boss. There was a complaint about my using the single-occupancy Ladies room (when the Men’s room is in use). All sorts of men on the floor do it but I’m the one who gets busted. What am I supposed to do when the Men’s room is occupied? It’s rank anti-Semitism. Next they’ll want to put me in a special camp for my own protection. This is just how Hitler started.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The building admin called my boss. There was a complaint about my using the single-occupancy Ladies room (when the Men’s room is in use). All sorts of men on the floor do it but I’m the one who gets busted. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44093","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44093","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44093"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44093\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44170,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44093\/revisions\/44170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}