{"id":4408,"date":"2008-09-01T11:19:32","date_gmt":"2008-09-01T19:19:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=4408"},"modified":"2008-09-01T14:28:36","modified_gmt":"2008-09-01T22:28:36","slug":"i-am-the-father-of-bristol-palins-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=4408","title":{"rendered":"I Am The Father Of Bristol Palin&#8217;s Baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I appreciate the discretion <a href=\"http:\/\/thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com\/2008\/09\/01\/palins-17-year-old-daughter-is-pregnant\/?ei=5070&amp;emc=eta1\">Palins used in their statement<\/a>, identifying me only by my first Hebrew name: &quot;We ask the media, respect our daughter and Levi&#8217;s privacy as has always been the tradition of children of candidates.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Now I feel like it is time for me to come forward and accept responsibility.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve lived a bohemian life. I&#8217;ve had some post-conventional relationships.<\/p>\n<p>This was no way for a moral leader to behave.<\/p>\n<p>Yisroel Pensack emails: &quot;Why not give credit to the person who first realized you were implicated in this scandal and who fed you this line?  See Pirkei Avos 6:6, near the end:  &#8216;Whoever repeats a thing in the name of the one who said it brings redemption to the world&#8230;&#8217;&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Only now do I realize that being 99% honest is not enough.<\/p>\n<p>I ask the media to give me privacy on this matter.<\/p>\n<p>My other girlfriends have already forgiven me for this as has God and my religious community.<\/p>\n<p>In April, I made a serious error in judgment and conducted myself in a way that was disloyal to my family and to my core beliefs. I recognized my mistake, and I told my girlfriends that I had a liaison with another woman, and I asked for their forgiveness. Although I was honest in every painful detail with my girls, I did not tell the public.<\/p>\n<p>I was and am ashamed of my conduct and choices. With my family, I took responsibility for my actions in April, and today I take full responsibility publicly.<\/p>\n<p>It is inadequate to say to the people who believed in me that I am sorry, as it is inadequate to say to the people who love me that I am sorry.<\/p>\n<p>In the course of several blogging campaigns, I started to believe that I was special and became increasingly egocentric and narcissistic. If you want to beat me up feel free. You cannot beat me up more than I have already beaten up myself. I have been stripped bare and will now work with everything I have to help my family and others who need my help.<\/p>\n<p>You may say this girl was just 17. Well, she was 17 going on 37. I didn&#8217;t force her.<\/p>\n<p>Do what you like to me. Just don&#8217;t hurt my baby.<\/p>\n<p>God bless you and God bless America.<\/p>\n<p>Here is a picture of my beautiful bride:<\/p>\n<div class=\"w190 right\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/graphics8.nytimes.com\/images\/2008\/09\/01\/us\/politics\/01bristol190.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"caption\">Fred emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Dear Moral Leader:&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>Your announcement threw me into turmoil.&nbsp; Now I know  how the followers of Jimmy Swaggart or Jim and Tammy Baker must have felt when  they learned of their leaders&#8217; moral failure.<\/p>\n<p>Please tell me&#8211;what should  I do?&nbsp; Should I continue to follow Luke Ford as my moral compass?&nbsp; Or has the  time come to seek out some other source of guidance for my tortured soul?&nbsp;  <\/p>\n<p>The deluge of scandal that has stained Bill Clinton, Senator Edwards and  Senator Craig has now stained a man who I thought was above all that.&nbsp; I feel  that I have been cut adrift on the high seas of tawdriness without that anchor  and compass I need to see me through.&nbsp; Luke, where is a soul to turn in times  like these?&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>What should I do, Luke?&nbsp; What should I do?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I appreciate the discretion Palins used in their statement, identifying me only by my first Hebrew name: &quot;We ask the media, respect our daughter and Levi&#8217;s privacy as has always been the tradition of children of candidates.&quot; Now I feel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=4408\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[5369,12026,668,12024,1629,12021],"class_list":["post-4408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satire","tag-hebrew-name","tag-jim-wilson","tag-moral-leader","tag-palin","tag-religious-community","tag-trig"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.10 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"description\" content=\"I appreciate the discretion Palins used in their statement, identifying me only by my first Hebrew name: &quot;We ask the media, respect our daughter and Levi&#039;s privacy as has always been the tradition of children of candidates.&quot; Now I feel like it is time for me to come forward and accept responsibility. 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