{"id":43601,"date":"2012-05-09T18:59:41","date_gmt":"2012-05-10T02:59:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=43601"},"modified":"2012-05-09T18:59:41","modified_gmt":"2012-05-10T02:59:41","slug":"people-only-try-to-set-me-up-with-age-appropriate-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=43601","title":{"rendered":"People Only Try To Set Me Up With Age-Appropriate Women"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By age appropriate, I mean 45 years and older.<\/p>\n<p>A friend: Yeah, and isn&#8217;t that depressing?<br \/>\n&#8220;Stop looking at that tasty fresh peach over there and take a bit out of this old moldy one the dog was sitting on.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By age appropriate, I mean 45 years and older. A friend: Yeah, and isn&#8217;t that depressing? &#8220;Stop looking at that tasty fresh peach over there and take a bit out of this old moldy one the dog was sitting on.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43601"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43601\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}