{"id":4353,"date":"2008-08-31T14:53:30","date_gmt":"2008-08-31T22:53:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=4353"},"modified":"2008-08-31T15:07:39","modified_gmt":"2008-08-31T23:07:39","slug":"i-provide-entertainment-for-a-nursing-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=4353","title":{"rendered":"I Entertain A Nursing Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From my <a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">live cam show<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>Wormcastings:&nbsp; you are very theraputic<br \/>\nWormcastings:&nbsp; we&#8217;re residents of a nursing home and like to see your smile it is contagious! 6 people smiled when you did. Amazing, simply amazing<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; r u a hot chick worm?<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nLongLiveTheDragon:&nbsp; if he took his shirt off, they might croak<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; LOL<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; ARGGGGGGGGG<br \/>\nLongLiveTheDragon:&nbsp; I just went to heaven!!<br \/>\nRussianDragon:&nbsp; I DIED<br \/>\nWormcastings:&nbsp; yes, i am<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; awesome<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; where r u worm?<br \/>\nLongLiveTheDragon:&nbsp; you slimy devil<br \/>\nWormcastings:&nbsp; BTW, watching webcams is more fun and exciting than a show because everyone gets involved and tells everyone else what they think is going on<br \/>\nWormcastings:&nbsp; We hail from Cleveland Ohio<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; which are your fave cams?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; how old are you worm?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; did your parents call you that?<br \/>\nLongLiveTheDragon:&nbsp; do you go to worm casting calls?<br \/>\nWormcastings:&nbsp; babies and chickens. They make for the best animation for sr citz<br \/>\nWormcastings:&nbsp; wormcastings comes from what you do when you have a job working in the compst heap of society.<br \/>\nWormcastings:&nbsp; YML has been claimed by 2 people so far as their kid. Now theyre arguing about who&#8217;s kid they are watching because YML resembles one of their grandkids<br \/>\nhas been claimed by 2 people so far as their kid. Now theyre arguing about who&#8217;s kid they are watching because YML resembles one of their grandkids<br \/>\nWormcastings:&nbsp; I sometimes have to rmind them that this is completely anonymous and it is no one in particular<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i take exception to that!<br \/>\nWormcastings:&nbsp; speaking of favorites. One of the folks talked about wanting to go and visiting the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem for the last time.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; nice<br \/>\nWormcastings:&nbsp; Soooo, I pulled it up&#8230;The Wailing Wall Cam<br \/>\nWormcastings:&nbsp; You should have seen her, she cried and then for the next hour she explained what was going on<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; hey worm, do the oldies fall in love with each other?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; do they watch AWAY FROM HER?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; In my Nursing home they do.<br \/>\nWormcastings:&nbsp; At the Wall, you can email your prayers. They really put them in&nbsp; the Wall. They download them to a jump drive and when it is full, they send it on <br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; ever catch &#8217;em at it, emma?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; An ex prostitute. You gotts keep an eye on her incase she gets frisky with her visitors.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; You should see her underwear&#8230;<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Sheesh<br \/>\nLongLiveTheDragon:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; It will be her 91st BD on Tuesday.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; oy<br \/>\nLongLiveTheDragon:&nbsp; victoria secret grannies?<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; The manager walked into her room one day&#8230;<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; And her &quot;visitor&quot; was pulling up her skirt.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; So she told me I have to keep my eye on her.<br \/>\nEmma:&nbsp; Welcome to the fun house.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From my live cam show: Wormcastings:&nbsp; you are very theraputic Wormcastings:&nbsp; we&#8217;re residents of a nursing home and like to see your smile it is contagious! 6 people smiled when you did. 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