{"id":43473,"date":"2012-05-03T14:31:44","date_gmt":"2012-05-03T22:31:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=43473"},"modified":"2012-05-03T14:49:25","modified_gmt":"2012-05-03T22:49:25","slug":"my-mother-always-warned-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=43473","title":{"rendered":"My Mother Always Warned Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My mother always warned me I&#8217;d end up like Jack Nicholson&#8217;s character in <em><A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0066892\/\">Carnal Knowledge<\/a><\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I just want a woman to call me, &#8220;<A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.yourjewishnews.com\/Pages\/19152.aspx\">the most powerful man in the world<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My old staple, &#8220;My moral leader&#8221; is just not cutting it any more.<\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/3sQEb9TSACY\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Bartol Vali comments: &#8220;COME ON! THIS IS TERRIBLE. ITS NOT FUNNY TO SEE A WOMAN SOLICITING A CHILD. THE PARODY OFFERS NO REDEMPTION. ITS AWFUL.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Luke: &#8220;A 12yo is not a child. When I was 12, this is just what I wanted most.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Rabbi: &#8220;Bartol, she&#8217;s not soliticiting anything. That&#8217;s all going on inside his head. It&#8217;s his wishful thinking.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mother always warned me I&#8217;d end up like Jack Nicholson&#8217;s character in Carnal Knowledge. I just want a woman to call me, &#8220;the most powerful man in the world.&#8221; My old staple, &#8220;My moral leader&#8221; is just not cutting &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=43473\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43473"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43473\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43478,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43473\/revisions\/43478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}