{"id":41600,"date":"2012-03-12T11:05:04","date_gmt":"2012-03-12T19:05:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=41600"},"modified":"2012-03-12T11:11:56","modified_gmt":"2012-03-12T19:11:56","slug":"enter-the-ninja-dirty-version","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=41600","title":{"rendered":"Enter The Ninja (Dirty Version)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A year ago, Andrew Breitbart sent me a link to this video and said it was the most perverse thing he&#8217;d ever seen.<\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wc3f4xU_FfQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Notice the excessive facial tension of <A HREF=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Die_Antwoord\">Die Antwoord<\/a>&#8216;s lead member <A HREF=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Watkin_Tudor_Jones\">Ninja (Watkin Tudor Jones)<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/Images\/photos1\/ninja.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Do you think he could produce such perversity without perversely tensing up and compressing himself? A poised loose-limbed bloke wouldn&#8217;t make a video like the above. Instead, he&#8217;d make sunny uplifting videos like <A HREF=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/lukeisback\">my Youtube channel<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Ninja&#8217;s wife <A HREF=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Yo-Landi_Vi$$er\">Yo-Landi<\/a> has beautifully loose limbs. No wonder she keeps singing, &#8220;I am your butterfly.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Could you imagine some tense pulled-down compressed chick singing about being your butterfly? No, I can&#8217;t either.<\/p>\n<p>Why do beautifully loose-limbed women so often end up with tense compressed jerks?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A year ago, Andrew Breitbart sent me a link to this video and said it was the most perverse thing he&#8217;d ever seen. Notice the excessive facial tension of Die Antwoord&#8216;s lead member Ninja (Watkin Tudor Jones): Do you think &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=41600\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10268],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alexander-technique"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=41600"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41600\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41602,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41600\/revisions\/41602"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=41600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=41600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=41600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}