{"id":41090,"date":"2012-02-27T15:41:55","date_gmt":"2012-02-27T23:41:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=41090"},"modified":"2012-02-28T11:00:43","modified_gmt":"2012-02-28T19:00:43","slug":"alexander-exercise-for-amazing-orgasms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=41090","title":{"rendered":"Alexander Exercise For Amazing Orgasms!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just kidding! There&#8217;s no such exercise as far as I know.<\/p>\n<p>How am I, a humble Alexander teacher, going to compete with videos like this?<\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/pz4Ccimz36w\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>The path of the righteous is a lonely one.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I could prescribe <A HREF=\"http:\/\/alexandertechnique.com\/onyourown.htm\">active rest<\/a> before lovemaking and talk about how it draws energy up your body and opens your heart and rejuvenates your cells and increases your vitality, blah, blah. <\/p>\n<p>In <A HREF=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=31349\">this podcast<\/a>, Alexander teacher Constance Clare Newman talks about how Alexander can stimulate your love life. But she&#8217;s about the only Alexander teacher who will talk publicly about such a sexy topic. While the politics of Alexander teachers tends to lean left, we&#8217;re quite conservative in the way we speak about our work. Alexander Technique has no legal standing (unlike the practice of law and medicine) and thus <A HREF=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=12559\">Alexander teachers tend to be insecure<\/a> and careful about their public image. You&#8217;re not going to find Alexander teachers promising cures or recommending tantric exercises for amazing orgasms. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just kidding! There&#8217;s no such exercise as far as I know. How am I, a humble Alexander teacher, going to compete with videos like this? The path of the righteous is a lonely one. Maybe I could prescribe active rest &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=41090\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41090","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satire","category-sex"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41090","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=41090"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41090\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41097,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41090\/revisions\/41097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=41090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=41090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=41090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}