{"id":40977,"date":"2012-02-24T15:26:27","date_gmt":"2012-02-24T23:26:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=40977"},"modified":"2012-02-26T11:58:53","modified_gmt":"2012-02-26T19:58:53","slug":"that-marriage-didnt-last-long","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=40977","title":{"rendered":"That Marriage Didn’t Last Long"},"content":{"rendered":"

On Adam Carolla’s podcast<\/a>, Dennis Prager says: “One of my most embarrassing stories which might explain why that marriage didn’t last as long as it should have.<\/p>\n

“A previous wife came home one day. She looked in pain. She had severe cuts and bruises on her arm. I asked, what happened?<\/p>\n

“She said, I was walking in a parking lot and there was a window open and I was bit by a dog. And I said, ‘Bitten.'”<\/p>\n

The marriage didn’t last much longer. “I can’t stand bad grammar,” says Dennis. “We all have our thing.”<\/p>\n

Carolla’s podcast starts with Adam reading an ad for Adam & Eve’s thousands of adult products.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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