{"id":39622,"date":"2012-01-09T13:32:27","date_gmt":"2012-01-09T21:32:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=39622"},"modified":"2012-01-09T13:36:53","modified_gmt":"2012-01-09T21:36:53","slug":"how-can-i-compete-with-asian-ecstasy-massages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=39622","title":{"rendered":"How Can I Compete With Asian Ecstasy Massages?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Right next to my lofty Alexander Technique headquarters at Alexander90210.com<\/a> are four Asian establishments offering happy endings. And I can’t compete with their prices or their customer service.<\/p>\n

Rubmaps.com<\/a>, so you know it’s accurate, lists four Asian massage joints in Beverly Hills:<\/p>\n

Everhealthy Medical Center
\n310-553-2988
\n9016 Olympic Blvd.
\nBeverly Hills, CA, 90660
\n****
\n$60 per hour (not including tip)<\/p>\n

Knead Massage Boutique
\n310-289-7900
\n229 S. La Cienega Blvd.
\nBeverly Hills, CA, 90211
\n***
\n$60 per hour (not including tip)<\/p>\n

Star Healthcare Therapy Center
\n310-447-8846
\n292 S. La Cienega Blvd., Suite 210
\nBeverly Hills, CA, 90211
\n****
\n$45 per hour (not including tip)<\/p>\n

Golden Touch Massage
\n310-854-1872
\n278 S. La Cienega Blvd.
\nBeverly Hills, CA, 90211
\n*****
\n$60 per hour (not including tip)<\/p>\n

I teach a lofty cerebral technique. I help people notice their patterns of needless compression and show them how to let go, but these Asian joints offer their own release from unnecessary tension and the reviews are raves.<\/p>\n

Connie at Golden Touch Massage<\/a> gets four stars from this reviewer: “I called in advance to see if connie would be in. I then drove over and connie met me at the door. She walked me in the room, i asked for an hour and she said the she only had time today for an hour. I was not happy about this but paid for the half anyway. After 25 minutes of a not so relaxing soft massage, the flip. Her body is very skinny and was nice to lightly grope. She told me to take my time but pounded away and it was over quick. She clean, brought me candy and water and then i was on my way. I will go back only if in the area and not going to a place look for a harder legit massage. This is where I get my happy ending in Beverly Hills.”<\/p>\n

Heck, I charge $100 per 45-minute lesson and I don’t provide any of these extras. I think I better start offering candy and water from now on. How I wish that my body too was very skinny and nice to lightly grope.<\/p>\n

Take your time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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