{"id":39268,"date":"2011-12-27T17:55:15","date_gmt":"2011-12-28T01:55:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=39268"},"modified":"2011-12-27T17:55:44","modified_gmt":"2011-12-28T01:55:44","slug":"no-strings-attached","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=39268","title":{"rendered":"No Strings Attached"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was half asleep as I lit my hanukiah<\/a> this evening, the last night of Hanukkah.<\/p>\n

As I prepared to eat my evening meal of raw oats with grapes and soy milk, I thought to myself, I’m not really a good Orthodox Jew. I fall short in so many ways. I was just going through the motions there. I want sleep.<\/p>\n

Then I started watching “No Strings Attached<\/a>“, and I thought, well, in comparison with these people, I really am a man of holiness. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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