{"id":38726,"date":"2011-12-09T08:37:46","date_gmt":"2011-12-09T16:37:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=38726"},"modified":"2011-12-09T08:37:46","modified_gmt":"2011-12-09T16:37:46","slug":"the-day-class-stopped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=38726","title":{"rendered":"The Day Class Stopped"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was in seventh grade (at a Seventh-Day Adventist school, P.U.C. Elementary, in the Napa Valley) one morning. But there was no teacher. All the teachers were in a meeting.<\/p>\n<p>I started getting nervous. I feared they were in a meeting about me.<\/p>\n<p>I had decorated my side of a desk divider with photos of scantily clad women.<\/p>\n<p>Hmm, maybe I made a mistake, I thought.<\/p>\n<p>A student from another class eventually came in the room, walked over to me, and said the faculty were discussing what to do with me. I would make my life easier if I removed all the bathing beauties from my divider and replace them with something more anodyne.<\/p>\n<p>And so I did and the problem went away. <\/p>\n<p>But that situation keeps recurring in my life. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in seventh grade (at a Seventh-Day Adventist school, P.U.C. Elementary, in the Napa Valley) one morning. But there was no teacher. All the teachers were in a meeting. I started getting nervous. I feared they were in a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=38726\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[28351,28354,5647,28353,28352],"class_list":["post-38726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-bathing-beauties","tag-divider","tag-napa-valley","tag-scantily-clad-women","tag-seventh-day-adventist-school"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38726"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38726\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38727,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38726\/revisions\/38727"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}