{"id":38348,"date":"2011-11-22T17:59:31","date_gmt":"2011-11-23T01:59:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=38348"},"modified":"2011-11-22T18:46:13","modified_gmt":"2011-11-23T02:46:13","slug":"my-friends-want-to-set-me-up-with-age-appropriate-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=38348","title":{"rendered":"My Friends Want To Set Me Up With &#8216;Age Appropriate&#8217; Women"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got nothing against women my own age. I just don&#8217;t want to date them.<\/p>\n<p>Many 45-year old women are great mothers and accountants and lawyers and the like. I respect their work but I don&#8217;t want to get snuggly with them.<\/p>\n<p>I want a young vigorous colt of a woman who can make babies.<\/p>\n<p>The last five years in particular, I&#8217;ve noticed a lot of annoyance by women my age when I date someone in her early 20s. <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t fetishize youth. Half the time, I do date women my own age but the phrase &#8220;age appropriate&#8221; fills me with dread.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m compiling a list of the most common things people say to me. Number one would be, &#8220;What are we going to do with you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Joe* emails: It&#8217;s fine for them to set you up with age appropriate women as long as they understand that the appropriate age is half the man\u2019s age plus seven.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got nothing against women my own age. I just don&#8217;t want to date them. Many 45-year old women are great mothers and accountants and lawyers and the like. I respect their work but I don&#8217;t want to get snuggly &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=38348\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[210,21],"tags":[28261,28262,28260,22238,7937],"class_list":["post-38348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating","category-personal","tag-annoyance","tag-dread","tag-half-the-man","tag-half-the-time","tag-old-women"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38348"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38348\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38352,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38348\/revisions\/38352"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}