You will not be able to stay home, brother.
\nYou will not be able to plug in, daven on and cop out.
\nYou will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,
\nSkip out for beer during commercials,
\nBecause the Moshiach will not be televised.<\/p>\n
The Moshiach will not be televised.
\nThe Moshiach will not be brought to you by Xerox
\nIn four parts without commercial interruptions.
\nThe revolution will not show you pictures of Agriprocessors
\nslaughtering a cow and stopping a charge by Ingrid Newkirk,
\nShmuel Herzfeld and Shmarya Rosenberg to eat
\nhog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary.
\nThe Moshiach will not be televised.<\/p>\n
The Moshiach will not be brought to you by the
\nAmerican Jewish University and will not star Elliot Dorff
\nand Bradley Shavit Artson or Bullwinkle and Julia.
\nThe Moshiach will not give your mouth sex appeal.
\nThe Moshiach will not get rid of the nubs.
\nThe Moshiach will not make you look five pounds
\nthinner, because the Moshiach will not be televised, Brother.<\/p>\n
There will be no pictures of you and Willie May
\npushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run,
\nor trying to slide that color television into a stolen ambulance.
\nNBC will not be able predict the winner at 8:32
\nor report from 29 districts.
\nThe Moshiach will not be televised.<\/p>\n
There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
\nbrothers in the instant replay.
\nThere will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
\nbrothers in the instant replay.
\nThere will be no pictures of O.J. Simpson being
\nrun out of Brentwood on a rail with a brand new process.
\nThere will be no slow motion or still life of David
\nSaperstein strolling through Watts in a Red, Black and
\nGreen liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving
\nFor just the proper occasion.<\/p>\n
90210, American Idol, and Desperate
\nHousewives will no longer be so damned relevant, and
\nwomen will not care if Dick finally gets down with
\nOrit on JewishJournal.com because Jewish people
\nwill be in the street looking for a brighter day.
\nThe Moshiach will not be televised.<\/p>\n
There will be no highlights on the eleven o’clock
\nnews and no pictures of hairy armed women
\nliberationists marching outside the Chinese embassy.
\nThe theme song will not be written by Sam Glaser,
\nNeshama Carebach, nor sung by Debbie Friedman, Craig Taubman,
\nKelly Clarkson, Matisyahu, or the Moshav Band.
\nThe Moshiach will not be televised.<\/p>\n
The Moshiach will not be right back after a message
\nbout a white tornado, white lightning, or white people.
\nYou will not have to worry about a dove in your
\nbedroom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl.
\nThe Moshiach will not go better with Coke.
\nThe Moshiach will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath.
\nThe Moshiach will put you in the driver’s seat.<\/p>\n
The Moshiach will not be televised, will not be televised,
\nwill not be televised, will not be televised.
\nThe Moshiach will be no re-run brothers;
\nThe Moshiach will be live.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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