{"id":3725,"date":"2008-08-13T08:55:02","date_gmt":"2008-08-13T16:55:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3725"},"modified":"2008-08-13T08:55:02","modified_gmt":"2008-08-13T16:55:02","slug":"the-64-year-old-boy-toy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3725","title":{"rendered":"The 64-Year Old Boy Toy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe emails:<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\">I&#8217;m talking to Rex yesterday and they guy&#8217;s depressed cuz he&#8217;s got no baht, no SS coming&nbsp;and just broke up with his 86 year old &quot;girlfriend&quot;. I asked him why and he said she was tightfisted with the $$ (imagine being a 64 year old boy toy.) He told me &quot;it wasn&#8217;t going anywhere&quot;&#8230;.huh? I said &quot;buddy&#8230;the only place it&#8217;s going at 86 is Boot Hill&#8230;.&quot;<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe emails: I&#8217;m talking to Rex yesterday and they guy&#8217;s depressed cuz he&#8217;s got no baht, no SS coming&nbsp;and just broke up with his 86 year old &quot;girlfriend&quot;. I asked him why and he said she was tightfisted with the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3725\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[210],"tags":[11240,11238,11239,8040,11241],"class_list":["post-3725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating","tag-baht","tag-boot-hill","tag-boy-toy","tag-cuz","tag-rex"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3725"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3725\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}