{"id":3701,"date":"2008-08-10T15:38:45","date_gmt":"2008-08-10T23:38:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3701"},"modified":"2008-08-10T21:54:25","modified_gmt":"2008-08-11T05:54:25","slug":"i-have-never-forgotten-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3701","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;I Have Never Forgotten You&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Tisha B&#8217;Av, it is the Jewish way not to greet each other.<\/p>\n<p>As I walked around this Tisha B&#8217;Av, I kept asking myself, &quot;How is this day different from all other days?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>In Luke Ford Land, it is always Tisha B&#8217;Av.<\/p>\n<p>Museum of Tolerance Sunday afternoon. I stand at the entrance to the second floor theater with a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jconnectla.com\">JConnectLA<\/a> organizer.<\/p>\n<p>A middle-aged woman walks up.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Do you have a tag?&quot; asks the organizer.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Hi, let me introduce myself,&quot; she says. &quot;I&#8217;m Liba Geft, the museum director.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>We decide she can go in.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m sitting in the theater talking to a girl I&#8217;ve just met and I&#8217;m showing off my new Blackberry curve email function and blazened across the middle of my screen is an email from &quot;Seduction Chronicles&quot; with the subject line, &quot;How to kiss like a movie star.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>How on earth did such worldly material end up in my inbox on Tisha B&#8217;Av?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0763852\/\">The documentary<\/a> is first-rate like everything done by the MOT. Who knew that an Orthodox rabbi (Marvin Hier) would be such a superb movie producer.<\/p>\n<p>A friend of mine Netflixed the movie a couple of weeks ago, but she decided to come along to today&#8217;s event because it was advertised as including a &quot;VIP tour of new Museum exhibit.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>That exhibit turned out to be a undramatic recreation of Simon Weisenthal&#8217;s office, which looks just like 10,000 other untidy offices around the world.<\/p>\n<p>BTW, if you want to kiss like a movie star, David Van Arrick &#8212; I&#8217;ve never heard of him, honest&nbsp;&#8212; advises:<font size=\"2\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif\">Look her deeply in the eyes, allow your hands to slowly <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif\">but gently touch the side of her cheek you can use one <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif\">or both hands. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif\">I find for first kisses the two hand approach works much <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif\">better. Cup the back of her head or contour her jaw line <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif\">with the palm of your hand. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif\">Your thumb can rest either just in front of the ear or <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif\">on the cheekbone just below her eye or any point in <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif\">between. While maintaining eye contact, gently draw her <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif\">lips to yours. Allow your eyes to close as your lips <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif\">gently touch.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif\">That&#8217;s the quick lesson.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif\">For First kisses, I always use my palms to face technique.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif\">Why?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif\">Because It Just Plain Works More Reliably Powerfully and <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif\">Consistently Than Any Other Method of First Kissing I Have <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif\">Tried!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif\">I discovered many years ago that when you really want to <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif\">get a woman&#8217;s romantic desires clicked into over drive <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif\">the fastest way to do it is by touching her anywhere on <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif\">her face while your kissing her.<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Tisha B&#8217;Av, it is the Jewish way not to greet each other. 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