{"id":36945,"date":"2011-09-19T20:17:09","date_gmt":"2011-09-20T04:17:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=36945"},"modified":"2011-09-19T20:17:09","modified_gmt":"2011-09-20T04:17:09","slug":"selling-yourself-to-make-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=36945","title":{"rendered":"Selling Yourself To Make Money"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was telling my friends how I sold my beard to a family member for $444.<\/p>\n<p>This beautiful young woman responded, &#8220;I wish I had something I could sell to make money.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>All the guys immediately cracked up because she didn&#8217;t have a clue what she was saying.<\/p>\n<p>It reminds of female personal assistants who talk about &#8220;taking care of their client when he comes into town.&#8221; They don&#8217;t mean anything sexual, but that&#8217;s the way a guy&#8217;s mind reacts when he hears such stuff. &#8220;Oh, I&#8217;m taking care of John when he&#8217;s in town.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was telling my friends how I sold my beard to a family member for $444. This beautiful young woman responded, &#8220;I wish I had something I could sell to make money.&#8221; All the guys immediately cracked up because she &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=36945\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[3914,21546,27816,27815,5302],"class_list":["post-36945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sex","tag-clue","tag-family-member","tag-personal-assistants","tag-selling-yourself-to-make-money","tag-young-woman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36945"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36945\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36946,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36945\/revisions\/36946"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}