{"id":36941,"date":"2011-09-19T19:44:21","date_gmt":"2011-09-20T03:44:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=36941"},"modified":"2011-09-19T19:58:09","modified_gmt":"2011-09-20T03:58:09","slug":"my-new-found-sexual-sobriety","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=36941","title":{"rendered":"My New-Found Sexual Sobriety"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Helpful emails: Dear Luke,<\/p>\n<p>First of all, congratulations on your sexual sobriety.  If you are going to make these sex addiction seminars a regular gig why not capitalize on the audience with some merchandise?  No, not another boring book.  I&#8217;m thinking along the lines of a talking vibrator like the one below.  In stead of sexy talk it could be your voice talking the user out of their onastic desires.<\/p>\n<p>Samples phrases you could record to sap their libidos:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Shall I read from my autobiography, my sweet?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey, Rabbi Rabbs is in the area.  Where&#8217;s my web cam?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What was my life like before the Alexander Technique transformed me?  Well,&#8230; &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Actually, I prefer the &#8216;work man&#8217;s entrance.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And so on.<\/p>\n<p>Pure genius!  A sex toy to promote sexual sobriety.<\/p>\n<p>Click here: <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=mF83IwhC4ZE&#038;has_verified=1\">My Little Secret Talking Head Vibrator in Action &#8211; YouTube<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Helpful emails: Dear Luke, First of all, congratulations on your sexual sobriety. If you are going to make these sex addiction seminars a regular gig why not capitalize on the audience with some merchandise? No, not another boring book. I&#8217;m &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=36941\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[31647,27814,11891,26399,27813,27812],"class_list":["post-36941","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-alexander-technique","tag-libidos","tag-sex-addiction","tag-sexual-sobriety","tag-sexy-talk","tag-venereal-diseases"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36941","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36941"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36941\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36944,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36941\/revisions\/36944"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}