{"id":36312,"date":"2011-08-23T15:19:31","date_gmt":"2011-08-23T23:19:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=36312"},"modified":"2011-08-24T09:21:39","modified_gmt":"2011-08-24T17:21:39","slug":"saying-a-reluctant-goodbye-to-my-f-you-beard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=36312","title":{"rendered":"Saying A Reluctant Goodbye To My ‘F*** You’ Beard"},"content":{"rendered":"

On the show last night<\/a>, Rabbi Rabbs said: “I look at your beard as a ‘F*** you’ beard where you can walk around town and you don’t have to say, ‘F*** you’, the beard says it for you. It says, ‘I’m a Jew. I passed my conversion. F*** you.’<\/p>\n

“And you walk up and down Pico with this thing and you want it to reach down to the sidewalk so that people trip over it. <\/p>\n

“Now that’s going to be gone and you’re going to be dealing with ol’ Shmuckles the goyisha face. This is the face that belongs in p***.”<\/p>\n

Luke: “But I think that Jews will be able to respect it because I’m getting money out of the deal.”<\/p>\n

Rabbi: “That’s the most stereotypical thing I’ve ever heard.”<\/p>\n

Luke: “I’m learning to think like a Jew.”<\/p>\n

Rabbi: “Because Jews are always trying to get the money into it?”<\/p>\n

Luke: “It’s not insignificant. If you could make a few thousand dollars by trimming off your beard, [it’s a mitzva].”<\/p>\n