{"id":3568,"date":"2008-07-27T16:31:59","date_gmt":"2008-07-28T00:31:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3568"},"modified":"2008-07-28T14:37:18","modified_gmt":"2008-07-28T22:37:18","slug":"when-i-was-20-i-dated-a-16-year-old-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3568","title":{"rendered":"When I Was 20, I Dated A 16 Year Old Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"ARIAL,VERDANA,HELVETICA\" size=\"-1\">I began working construction in June 1986. Pale and skinny from my long bout with mono, I showed up to my first day of work wearing white tennis shoes and a long pointy hat that made me look like a penguin. <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"ARIAL,VERDANA,HELVETICA\" size=\"-1\">Everybody laughed at me. They didn&#8217;t think I&#8217;d last.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"ARIAL,VERDANA,HELVETICA\" size=\"-1\">For the first three days, I did nothing but swing a pick and push a shovel. I collapsed in bed when I arrived home. Nobody thought that I&#8217;d last. I quit working mornings during the week at the radio station. <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"ARIAL,VERDANA,HELVETICA\" size=\"-1\">On Friday, the bosses Carl Elrod and Lee Gardner selected me to work on a special project the next day. I said that I couldn&#8217;t do it because I anchored weekend news on KAHI radio. Carl and Lee then got on my case and I changed my mind. <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"ARIAL,VERDANA,HELVETICA\" size=\"-1\">I got to work at KAHI early that next morning, did the first couple of newscasts live, taped my news segments for the rest of the day and left. <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"ARIAL,VERDANA,HELVETICA\" size=\"-1\">I drove to the Roseville home of Dominion Enterprises owner Doug Hanzlick and it was mutual affection at first sight. He correctly noted my accent to be Australian and he remembered my name. 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