{"id":3486,"date":"2008-07-20T18:00:03","date_gmt":"2008-07-21T02:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3486"},"modified":"2008-07-21T12:06:30","modified_gmt":"2008-07-21T20:06:30","slug":"i-spent-the-weekend-in-salt-lake-city-with-rabbi-marc-gafni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3486","title":{"rendered":"I Spent The Weekend In Torrey, Utah With Rabbi Marc Gafni"},"content":{"rendered":"

All pictures<\/a> and video<\/a>. Info on Torrey<\/a>.<\/p>\n

It was a four hour drive from Salt Lake City Friday afternoon. We got in just before Shabbos and then left at noon Sunday. My flight left just before 5 p.m.<\/p>\n

Jim emails:<\/p>\n

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So, you spent the weekend with a guy who wears a pink shirt and you both fondled a little pocket-sized doggie. How sweet.<\/p>\n

Maybe you should start smoking cannabis. It’s like nature’s truth serum, and it would help you see how gay you really are.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Meanwhile, I’m live on on my cam!<\/a><\/p>\n

YourMoralLeader:  i’ve been sick for ten days
\nYourMoralLeader:  i was sick all weekend
\nYourMoralLeader:  yuck
\nRabbiGadol:  What ails you?
\nYourMoralLeader:  bad cold
\nguest8:  sorry to hear that.  You should go to bed.
\nRabbiGadol:  Blogging is hard work
\nRabbiGadol:  So why not hire some Mexicans to do it for you?
\nRabbiGadol:  Or maybe a Hindu?
\nguest8:  out sourcing?
\nRabbiGadol:  Or better yet, start a ghost-blogging service in India
\nRabbiGadol:  Yes, why not?
\nguest8:  he can always have his new guru blog for him?
\nRabbiGadol:  "How do you do sir, I am this Mr. Luke Ford, and I wish to be your moral leader."
\nRabbiGadol:  "my Name is John"
\nguest8:  Hey, look how about asking Marc to give you ordination?
\nRabbiGadol:  Why not?  It is time
\nYourMoralLeader:  http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/Images\/photos\/100KM015aa1\/<\/a>
\nRabbiGadol:  It is time that you became a rabbi
\nYourMoralLeader:  check out my pics
\nguest8:  Luke with all the time you spent with him he should give you the give of rabbi-hood.
\nRabbiGadol:  Why did this man flee to SLC?
\nRabbiGadol:  Why not Paramus, New Jersey
\nRabbiGadol:  Luke, I’ve taken a gander at your pics
\nYourMoralLeader:  and?
\nguest10:  so who’s with you in UT?
\nRabbiGadol:  I don’t mean to hurt your feelings, but this beard thing
\nRabbiGadol:  You look like a homeless dude
\nguest10:  yeah, that beard has got to go
\nRabbiGadol:  I mean, it really does make you look like a street person
\nguest10:  or at least trim it a bit.  
\nRabbiGadol:  The net effect of the beard and the shorts is full blown derelict
\nRabbiGadol:  Creepy old dude
\nRabbiGadol:  You are too old to be tampering with that
\nRabbiGadol:  Also, once a man reaches a certain age, he does well to go through his closet and disgard the things he wore as a twenty year old
\nRabbiGadol:  Like t-shirts with apples on them
\nRabbiGadol:  And shorts
\nRabbiGadol:  Unless you are at the beach, no shorts
\nRabbiGadol:  ON THE OTHER HAND – can you afford a stroimel and caftan?
\nRabbiGadol:  Go for the Hassidic look
\nguest10:  I think he should start cloning his new friend in SLC.
\nRabbiGadol:  Maybe if you hung out at a nursing home for hassids, you could get one for free the next time one of them dies
\nguest10:  he wants women, right?
\nRabbiGadol:  I know they don’t get burried in those things
\nguest10:  then he should dress like marc.
\nRabbiGadol:  Also, get a job of some sort.
\nRabbiGadol:  The kind that gets you health insurance
\nguest10:  maybe he can get a gig with the dalai lama?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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