{"id":3482,"date":"2008-07-17T15:40:38","date_gmt":"2008-07-17T23:40:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3482"},"modified":"2008-07-17T19:27:13","modified_gmt":"2008-07-18T03:27:13","slug":"comfortably-snuggled-in-orthodox-judaism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3482","title":{"rendered":"Comfortably Snuggled In Orthodox Judaism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\">From my live cam chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>palestine4ever:&nbsp; &quot;Engineering sweeping moral change&quot; leaves little time to clean the hovel \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; That is a suspiciously feminine comforter for a bachelor.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Unless it&#8217;s part of the pick up king tricks.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; &quot;Come see my flower comforter, babe.&quot;<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I like the new title graphic up front<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; A crucified Luke would be the best though<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Yay. \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; &quot;This Goy Died for Your Sins. And He&#8217;ll Rise and Print a Retraction on the 3rd Day&quot;<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Luke, are you a fan of b-movies?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; no<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; damn<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I was hoping to share some of my Italian amphetamine mad max rip-offs to ease your illness.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I otherwise have no useful links<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I did sort of wonder why you weren&#8217;t consulted for Wired&#8217;s current cover story:<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/culture\/lifestyle\/magazine\/16-08\/howto_allison\">http:\/\/www.wired.com\/culture\/lifestyle\/magazine\/16-08\/howto_allison<\/a><br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I believe you were a microcelebrity before anyone knew what a microcelebrity was<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; i hope that&#8217;s a kosher magazine<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; blessed by the cohenim<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; you should twitter tho<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; you&#8217;d probably have a lot of followers<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; tech dorks obsessed with money like to show off their &quot;eccentric friends&quot;<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; I believe you and the Tron Guy from Youtube are the only two reasonably qualified to critique that wired story<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Anyway, how are the Jews treating you?<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; You weigh weighty moral issues all day.<br \/>\npalestine4ever:&nbsp; Your brain needs a rest, to renew itself with lighter fare.<\/p>\n<p>Rebbe:&nbsp; show me your tongue<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; you&#8217;re right<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; if u talk will I hear ou?<br \/>\nguest116:&nbsp; yeah why not marrrry<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; say something<br \/>\nguest116:&nbsp; you look handsome&#8230;somewhat<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; thank you<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; i need a good loving woman<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; I think this is a prerecorded webcam. Say something Luke.<br \/>\nguest116:&nbsp; you dont have one?<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; Great!!<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Have you been to the mikvah?<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; I am a virgin<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; no need for mikva<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I would not want to have sex with a needah<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Yes there is, if you have been bleeding.<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; Ok I have been to mikvah<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Of course, you might be a homosexual<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Gays need not go to the mikvah<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; luke, get rid of this lewd guy<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; But the torah teaches that your kind must be exterminated if you lie down with a man as with a woman, unless you are a woman<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; yeah, thetorah is rubbish<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; The torah is fine with lesbians<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Because after all, it was written by a guy.<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; torah is primitive fake<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; And guys like lesbians.<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Luke, that beard is perhaps your greatest achievement in life.<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; most of torah is based on superstotion<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; luke yo are f**king manic depression<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Rebbe, which school of thought are you part of?<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; rebbigadol. where are you in the world<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Near New Jerusalem<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Luke, what on earth are you watching\/listening to?<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; And why?<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; I was brought up ultra orthodox. I am married, 3 kids ultra orthodox, but inside I believe nothing. You?<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Rebbe, how does your spouse feel about these matters?<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; she doesnt know<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; what is your school<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Tell her, and let the chips fall where they may<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; what is you school of thought Rebbi<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Sister Theresa too, did not believe, and yet here she is a saint in the eyes of the Church.<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Litvish-Reformed<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; ultra orthodox?<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Criminy, what is this in the background?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; that was cheryl shuman<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Me?&nbsp; No, I&#8217;m ultra-modern orthodox<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; she&#8217;s been in a bad car accident<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; What happened to her?<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; but made a video she emailed me and friends<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Why is she sending you videos?<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I thought she hated you.<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; luke, you have a sad life<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; loves me too<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; help me rebbe<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; do tsuvah. go to uman etc.<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Luke, you would make a fine reform Jew.<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; You could be the most observant reform Jew in all of Christendom.<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; luke either orthodox or atheist. Reform is rediculous<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Reform is fine for those for whom it is a good fit.<br \/>\nSATAN:&nbsp; i think he looks like a muslim imman<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; If orthodox arent true, then the whole thing is a myth&#8230;<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Or maybe some of it.<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Ask Luke.<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; He struggles with these problems.<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; f**k religion and f**k the god scam<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Rebbe, why live a lie?<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; luke, is there a god??<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Get out of the closet.&nbsp; Where do you live?<br \/>\nSATAN:&nbsp; he dont struggle wit food do e<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; I am too deep in it. Changing would mess everything up. Its a comfortable lie<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; where are you?<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Many New York haredim find solace in hookers.<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; If i come out, i would lose my wife and kids and happy life, so its nbot worth it. I can get porn etc. on the net so there<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Where do you live?<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; NY<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Are you a hassid?<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; you?<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; yes<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Which strain?&nbsp; Satmar?<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; Cant say. Protection<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; where do you live<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Oh, unless it is some tiny little branch, don&#8217;t be so paranoid<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; NY<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; You are in Brooklyn?<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; if i would come out there would be an earthquake. I am actually in a very high position in my community. Enoiugh said \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; OK<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Get yourself a pelegesh<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; Anyone for cybersex?<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; A Dominican<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Dominicans make great pelegesh<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; I am not the way I am because of lust. I genuinely think its all crap<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Luke, what should Rebbe do?<br \/>\nSATAN:&nbsp; go muslim<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; what he is doing<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Luke is much like you in that he really does not believe many core doctrines, but wants to remain part of the community for social reasons.<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; What do you make of a Jew living in a closet like the Rebbe?<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; I am back baybelech<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Is the closet any place for a Jewish man?<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; luke, would u like me to leave<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; look at lukes ampty life<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; It is not all that empty<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; rabbi gadol, would u like to meet?<br \/>\nguest118:&nbsp; As opposed to everyone here<br \/>\nSATAN:&nbsp; i think hitler was a very misunderstood man listenin to you w**kers<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; Rebbe, because of the social implications of two strange men meeting, I, as a matter of public decorem, only meet with women from the internet.&nbsp; Just so that there are no misunderstandings.<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; satan, you need to get a life. Your train of thought hows us that u are unhappy wih your present self. seek help. good luck<br \/>\nguest118:&nbsp; 119 The smartest guest in the room. Image watching an empty cam<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; rabbi, i meant meet as in so that you see who i am, not in the sexual way&#8230;<br \/>\nSATAN:&nbsp; yeaaaa<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I was kidding. I never meet anyone through the internet.<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I know there are support groups for Jews who are closet atheists.<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; and even in that context, i was just teasing. If I come out, my life would be over in an important sense<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; where are these groups?<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp;&nbsp; I am happy for someone to prove me wrong, i even yearn for someone to prove me wrong, but all theevidence that I see shows that god is just a myth<br \/>\nSATAN:&nbsp; ill buy that<br \/>\nRabbiGadol:&nbsp; I&#8217;m sure many practicing Jews agree with much of what you say here<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; check out the &quot;greatest jews&quot; in our time, a bunch of self loving pigs. see. satmar bobv, ponevetch etc.<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; sata, are you orthodox?<br \/>\nSATAN:&nbsp; god said when he threw me outa heaven watch that first step its a ba***rd<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; ha ha. were you born to an orthodox family?<br \/>\nRebbe:&nbsp; going back to ur hitler comment, i would bet that yes<br \/>\nSATAN:&nbsp; i like religion it causes so many wars<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From my live cam chat: palestine4ever:&nbsp; &quot;Engineering sweeping moral change&quot; leaves little time to clean the hovel \ud83d\ude42 palestine4ever:&nbsp; That is a suspiciously feminine comforter for a bachelor. palestine4ever:&nbsp; Unless it&#8217;s part of the pick up king tricks. palestine4ever:&nbsp; &quot;Come &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3482\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[592],"tags":[897,10453,2553,10452,1132,10454],"class_list":["post-3482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articles","tag-live-cam-chat","tag-manic-depression","tag-mikvah","tag-new-jerusalem","tag-orthodox-judaism","tag-sister-theresa"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.10 - 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