{"id":3474,"date":"2008-07-16T12:59:43","date_gmt":"2008-07-16T20:59:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3474"},"modified":"2008-07-16T12:59:43","modified_gmt":"2008-07-16T20:59:43","slug":"biblical-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3474","title":{"rendered":"Biblical Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\">From my live cam chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>123:&nbsp; Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? <br \/>\n123:&nbsp; A. Ruthless. <br \/>\n123:&nbsp; Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ? <br \/>\n123:&nbsp; A. German Shepherds.&nbsp;<br \/>\n123:&nbsp; Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? <br \/>\n123:&nbsp; A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. <br \/>\n123:&nbsp; Q . Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? <br \/>\n123:&nbsp; A. Pharaoh&#8217;s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. <br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; ok that one is cute<br \/>\n123:&nbsp; Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? <br \/>\nkhunrum:&nbsp; you should have quit with the Noah one<br \/>\n123:&nbsp; A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David&#8217;s Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord. <br \/>\n123:&nbsp; Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? <br \/>\n123:&nbsp; A. Samson. He brought the house down. <br \/>\nSoWhat:&nbsp; WTF<br \/>\nkhunrum:&nbsp; good one<br \/>\n123:&nbsp; Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?&nbsp; <br \/>\n123:&nbsp; A. Your mother ate us out of house and home. <br \/>\n123:&nbsp; Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? <br \/>\n123:&nbsp; A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once. <br \/>\nSoWhat:&nbsp; ARE U MOCKING GOD?<br \/>\n123:&nbsp; Q. Which area of&nbsp; Middle East was especially wealthy? <br \/>\n123:&nbsp; A. The area around Jordan . The banks were always overflowing. <br \/>\n123:&nbsp; Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? <br \/>\n123:&nbsp; A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep. <br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; are you trying to save money by not getting haircuts?&nbsp; I&#8217;ll donate to the save Levi&#8217;s social life fund, if that will help.<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; u dont like it?<br \/>\n123:&nbsp; Q. Which Bible character had no parents? <br \/>\n123:&nbsp; A. Joshua, son of Nun. <br \/>\nQuixoticLass:&nbsp; dude, you&#8217;re easy to resist in that mode.<br \/>\n123:&nbsp; Q. Why didn&#8217;t they play cards on the Ark ? <br \/>\n123:&nbsp; A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan.)&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br \/>\n123:&nbsp; PS&#8230; Did you know it&#8217;s a sin for a woman to make coffee? <br \/>\n123:&nbsp; Yup, it&#8217;s in the Bible. It says . . &#8216;He-brews&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From my live cam chat: 123:&nbsp; Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? 123:&nbsp; A. Ruthless. 123:&nbsp; Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ? 123:&nbsp; A. German Shepherds.&nbsp; 123:&nbsp; Q. 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