{"id":3455,"date":"2008-07-15T09:01:03","date_gmt":"2008-07-15T17:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3455"},"modified":"2008-07-15T19:43:14","modified_gmt":"2008-07-16T03:43:14","slug":"a-word-to-the-ladies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3455","title":{"rendered":"A Word To The Ladies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Most women react with laughter when asked if they are romantically involved with someone who&#8217;s but a platonic friend.<\/p>\n<p>This is devastating to the male ego.<\/p>\n<p>It feels like she&#8217;s saying he&#8217;s not in her league.<\/p>\n<p>This is how a woman should react in such a situation:<\/p>\n<p>She should shake her head&nbsp;till tears come to her eyes and say with a tone of sorrow, &quot;No. Not true. I&#8217;m not worthy. My Moral Leader has such high standards, it&#8217;s hard for a plain girl like me to measure up. Oh, if only.&nbsp;Dear Lord,&nbsp;I want to throw myself into the lake of eternal fire.&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most women react with laughter when asked if they are romantically involved with someone who&#8217;s but a platonic friend. This is devastating to the male ego. It feels like she&#8217;s saying he&#8217;s not in her league. This is how a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3455\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[210],"tags":[10340,668,10342,10341,10343],"class_list":["post-3455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating","tag-male-ego","tag-moral-leader","tag-plain-girl","tag-platonic-friend","tag-sorrow"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3455"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3455\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}