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They had friends in law enforcement and they let us know we were powerless.<\/p>\n<p>About 1 a.m., I started walking up Bullard Drive, near my former home. I ran into my rabbi and some of my friends from shul. We discussed our destroyed evening. &#8220;The goyim can be like this,&#8221; was the consensus.<\/p>\n<p>I walked on alone.<\/p>\n<p>I run into a group of more than a dozen rowdy non-Jewish teens.<\/p>\n<p>Because I am covered in oil, they light matches and flip them at me. They flick burning cigarettes at me. Luckily, I am not set alight.<\/p>\n<p>Then they get into these cars that shoot flames and they race at me. I avoid them. I avoid getting burned. Then they sexually assault me (short of penetration).<\/p>\n<p>Battered and bruised, I stagger away and call 9-1-1.<\/p>\n<p>Two black cops come out and instead of helping me, they laugh at me. They join the party and the pogrom. They get drunk.<\/p>\n<p>I stagger into the bushes and hide. 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