{"id":34170,"date":"2011-06-22T03:22:28","date_gmt":"2011-06-22T11:22:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=34170"},"modified":"2011-06-22T03:23:53","modified_gmt":"2011-06-22T11:23:53","slug":"my-crispy-oily-shuvuot-nightmare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=34170","title":{"rendered":"My Crispy Oily Shuvuot Nightmare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For years during my teens and twenties, I used to live at 7955 Bullard Drive in remote and lonely Newcastle, CA, 95658.<\/p>\n<p>I just woke up from the following dream:<\/p>\n<p>About my present age (45), I was celebrating Shuvuot on Bullard Drive in Newcastle. My Chabad shul on Bullard Drive was having elaborate festivities. I participated. I got covered in oil.<\/p>\n<p>The festivities were disrupted and destroyed by these anti-Semitic non-Jews, some of them Seventh-Day Adventists. They taunted us. They pushed us around. They had friends in law enforcement and they let us know we were powerless.<\/p>\n<p>About 1 a.m., I started walking up Bullard Drive, near my former home. I ran into my rabbi and some of my friends from shul. We discussed our destroyed evening. &#8220;The goyim can be like this,&#8221; was the consensus.<\/p>\n<p>I walked on alone.<\/p>\n<p>I run into a group of more than a dozen rowdy non-Jewish teens.<\/p>\n<p>Because I am covered in oil, they light matches and flip them at me. They flick burning cigarettes at me. Luckily, I am not set alight.<\/p>\n<p>Then they get into these cars that shoot flames and they race at me. I avoid them. I avoid getting burned. Then they sexually assault me (short of penetration).<\/p>\n<p>Battered and bruised, I stagger away and call 9-1-1.<\/p>\n<p>Two black cops come out and instead of helping me, they laugh at me. They join the party and the pogrom. They get drunk.<\/p>\n<p>I stagger into the bushes and hide. Finally, I find a computer and I blog my story.<\/p>\n<p>I stagger back to Bullard Drive and with the help of an honest neighbor, we hold up the teens and their adult accomplices at gun point.<\/p>\n<p>Then honest law enforcement show up. They collect the evidence. They see I was not lying. I feel righteously angry. How could this happen in America in 2011?<\/p>\n<p>The dream seemed to go on and on. It was only a few minutes after waking up that I realized that it had all been a dream. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For years during my teens and twenties, I used to live at 7955 Bullard Drive in remote and lonely Newcastle, CA, 95658. I just woke up from the following dream: About my present age (45), I was celebrating Shuvuot on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=34170\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[26864,26866,26865,12212,6333,671],"class_list":["post-34170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-black-cops","tag-gun-point","tag-jewish-teens","tag-newcastle-ca","tag-seventh-day-adventists","tag-shul"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34170"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34170\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34174,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34170\/revisions\/34174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}