{"id":3412,"date":"2008-07-08T06:05:33","date_gmt":"2008-07-08T14:05:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3412"},"modified":"2008-07-08T06:05:33","modified_gmt":"2008-07-08T14:05:33","slug":"men-hate-short-hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3412","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Men Hate Short Hair&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I certainly do.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know why women do that to themselves unless they&#8217;re just being lazy or deliberately unattractive.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/money.aol.com\/article\/the-street\/_a\/secrets-of-the-millionaire-matchmaker\/20080703115109990001?icid=200100397x1205382609x1200249201\">Amanda Beals writes<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Men hate short hair,&quot; says Patti Stanger, CEO and owner of <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.millionairesclub123.com\/\"><font color=\"#2864b4\">The Millionaire&#8217;s Club<\/font><\/a>, and star of the hit Bravo series <em>The Millionaire Matchmaker<\/em>. Oh yeah, apparently women are not too fond of small-time earners, either.<\/p>\n<p>Hey, this is some big money advice you are getting, so take notes! You see, Stanger knows a thing or two about what men want (and women want), and she&#8217;s got a list of deep-pocketed clients, and a burgeoning bank account, to prove it. That&#8217;s because her pragmatic mating wisdom (like &quot;men date organically and women have to date strategically&quot;) doesn&#8217;t come cheap. Membership into the Millionaire Club tips the scales at $50,000 per year for exclusive services based out of one of Stanger&#8217;s offices in California, New York, Florida, Canada and the U.K.<\/p>\n<p>Stanger is a selective matchmaker, her business model entails working with only five males per month, per city. 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