A friend calls. "What are you doing for the fourth?"<\/p>\n
Luke: "No plans."<\/p>\n
Friend: "You and Ming Ho aren’t going to sell state secrets to the Chinese? It’d be the time to do it. Empty parking lot in Monterey Park.<\/p>\n
"A Chinese communist spy comes up to you: ‘What’s your name?’<\/p>\n
"You say, ‘Jumping Kangaroo.’<\/p>\n
"Aww, very good.<\/p>\n
"You’re going to shove in the state secrets like an egg roll."<\/p>\n
"Aww, we’ll take this straight to the chairman. Very pleased."<\/p>\n
"I can’t believe you’re dating a spy. You know those braces have radio transmitters that are going right to Beijing."<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A friend calls. "What are you doing for the fourth?" Luke: "No plans." Friend: "You and Ming Ho aren’t going to sell state secrets to the Chinese? It’d be the time to do it. Empty parking lot in Monterey Park. … Continue reading