{"id":3390,"date":"2008-07-02T09:43:02","date_gmt":"2008-07-02T17:43:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3390"},"modified":"2008-07-02T09:43:02","modified_gmt":"2008-07-02T17:43:02","slug":"celebrating-the-fourth-of-july-chinese-style","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3390","title":{"rendered":"Celebrating The Fourth Of July Chinese Style"},"content":{"rendered":"

A friend calls. "What are you doing for the fourth?"<\/p>\n

Luke: "No plans."<\/p>\n

Friend: "You and Ming Ho aren’t going to sell state secrets to the Chinese? It’d be the time to do it. Empty parking lot in Monterey Park.<\/p>\n

"A Chinese communist spy comes up to you: ‘What’s your name?’<\/p>\n

"You say, ‘Jumping Kangaroo.’<\/p>\n

"Aww, very good.<\/p>\n

"You’re going to shove in the state secrets like an egg roll."<\/p>\n

"Aww, we’ll take this straight to the chairman. Very pleased."<\/p>\n

"I can’t believe you’re dating a spy. You know those braces have radio transmitters that are going right to Beijing."<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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