{"id":3386,"date":"2008-07-02T08:19:23","date_gmt":"2008-07-02T16:19:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3386"},"modified":"2008-07-02T08:21:47","modified_gmt":"2008-07-02T16:21:47","slug":"is-this-guy-jewish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3386","title":{"rendered":"Is This Guy Jewish?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I heard Dennis Prager say once that when you hear a murderer is named &quot;Cohen,&quot; you&#8217;re shocked. When you hear a guy convicted of a white collar crime is named &quot;Cohen,&quot; you&#8217;re not as surprised.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ap.google.com\/article\/ALeqM5jsOFaOtGXIBKJEmVcf3CTyqp-QKQD91LQ1C80\">NEW YORK (AP)<\/a> &mdash; A fugitive hedge-fund swindler who had been on the lam for nearly a month since a faked suicide on a Hudson River bridge surrendered Wednesday in Massachusetts, the U.S. attorney&#8217;s office said.<\/p>\n<p>Samuel Israel turned himself into Southwick, Mass., police between 9:15 and 9:30 a.m. Wednesday, said Suzanne Anderson, police Chief Mark Krynicki&#8217;s assistant. She said he was being processed at Southwick Police headquarters and referred all further questions to federal authorities.<\/p>\n<p>Southwick is 95 miles from the federal prison in Ayer, Mass., where Israel was to report last month to serve his sentence.<\/p>\n<p>Israel disappeared June 9 on the day he was supposed to report to prison. His car was found on a bridge over the Hudson River with the words &quot;Suicide is Painless&quot; &mdash; the title of the theme song for the &quot;MASH&quot; television show &mdash; scrawled in dust on the hood.<\/p>\n<p>Because no body was found beneath the 150-foot-high bridge where his car was abandoned, authorities believed from the start that he faked his disappearance.<\/p>\n<p>The 48-year-old Israel, a co-founder and chief executive of the now-collapsed Bayou hedge funds, was sentenced in April to 20 years in federal prison for conspiracy and fraud. He was also ordered to pay $300 million to his victims.<\/p>\n<p>Prosecutors said he and two other men persuaded investors to put $450 million into the Stamford, Conn.-based company by announcing nonexistent profits and providing fake audits.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/Images\/photos\/samuelisrael.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I heard Dennis Prager say once that when you hear a murderer is named &quot;Cohen,&quot; you&#8217;re shocked. When you hear a guy convicted of a white collar crime is named &quot;Cohen,&quot; you&#8217;re not as surprised. NEW YORK (AP) &mdash; A &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3386\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2603],"tags":[10105,10108,10109,10110,10107,10106],"class_list":["post-3386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fraud","tag-bayou-hedge-funds","tag-high-bridge","tag-mass-police","tag-river-bridge","tag-suzanne-anderson","tag-white-collar-crime"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}