{"id":33782,"date":"2011-06-13T15:50:59","date_gmt":"2011-06-13T23:50:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=33782"},"modified":"2011-06-13T15:50:59","modified_gmt":"2011-06-13T23:50:59","slug":"women-ditch-the-pantsuits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=33782","title":{"rendered":"Women, Ditch The Pantsuits!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I agree with Robert J. Avrech here. I&#8217;ve never seen a woman&#8217;s figure flattered by a pantsuit.<\/p>\n<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.seraphicpress.com\/archives\/2011\/06\/scenes_from_the_1.php\">Robert blogs<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>Pants Suits.<\/p>\n<p>Ladies, if I may. Heidi Klum looks okay in a pants suit. But she&#8217;s got no hips, no bosom and legs that go on forever. She can get away with it. Sorta.<\/p>\n<p>Marlene Dietrich looks, um, exotic in a men&#8217;s tux. But then she was bisexual so the vibe fits. Sorta.<\/p>\n<p>But normal women with normal bodies\u2014hip, thigh, and bosom\u2014look, um, not so great.<\/p>\n<p>Republican women are at their best best in skirts and dresses. Y&#8217;know, feminine attire.<\/p>\n<p>Look, I&#8217;ve been working in the film business for over twenty-five years and in all that time I have never heard a costume designer suggest we put an actress in a pants suit because it&#8217;s glamorous, flattering or slimming. Usually they do it to make the actress look tough and masculine. In short: butch.<\/p>\n<p>So. Leave the pants suits to Hillary Clinton and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz who look remarkably like West Hollywood female impersonators.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I agree with Robert J. Avrech here. I&#8217;ve never seen a woman&#8217;s figure flattered by a pantsuit. Robert blogs: Pants Suits. Ladies, if I may. Heidi Klum looks okay in a pants suit. But she&#8217;s got no hips, no bosom &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=33782\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[150],"tags":[13987,26786,26785,26787,26788,9501],"class_list":["post-33782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-robert-j-avrech","tag-debbie-wasserman-schultz","tag-female-impersonators","tag-heidi-klum","tag-marlene-dietrich","tag-pants-suit","tag-pants-suits"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33782"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33782\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33783,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33782\/revisions\/33783"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}