{"id":3364,"date":"2008-06-30T10:47:50","date_gmt":"2008-06-30T18:47:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3364"},"modified":"2008-06-30T11:21:44","modified_gmt":"2008-06-30T19:21:44","slug":"we-need-12-hugs-a-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3364","title":{"rendered":"Women Need 12 Hugs A Day But What About My Needs?"},"content":{"rendered":"

From my live cam chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Emma:  Aparently we need 12 hugs and 15 laughs [every day] to stay healthy
\nYourMoralLeader:  and 1 —-job
\nEmma:  pfft
\nYourMoralLeader:  what if it were true?
\nEmma:  Too bad<\/p>\n

Ain’t that just like a woman. Giving laughter and hugs are cool, but other forms of expression, well, too bad.<\/p>\n

What if women need 12 hugs a day but men need just as keenly one —-job?<\/p>\n

Why is our —-job less worthy and less important than 12 hugs?<\/p>\n

I bet most men would trade 12 hugs for one —-job.<\/p>\n

Is that wrong? Why?<\/p>\n

Why are male needs less important than female needs?<\/p>\n

Why is hugging and laughing inherently superior to more visceral forms of affection? Where is that written?<\/p>\n

Women like hugs and caring and conversation. Men like —-jobs. Why is the female sex superior?<\/p>\n

It’s enough to make me cry.<\/p>\n

What if I need a —-job a day or I’ll die? You say you care for me. Do you want me to live? A —-job might be the difference between me kicking the bucket at 43 or 93.<\/p>\n

I think Plato talked about this.<\/p>\n

YourMoralLeader:  not directed at you, just a philosophical discussion
\nEmma:  Hmmm
\nEmma:  That’s impossible
\ntexlatex:  how do you know you’ll live to 93
\nEmma:  lol
\nYourMoralLeader:  i’d have something to look forward to every day
\nEmma:  That’s all you would look forward too?
\ntexlatex:  luke is getting tired of using his hand
\nEmma:  There are more things to look forward to in a realtionshp…
\nYourMoralLeader:  oh?
\nEmma:  lol
\nEmma:  I give up.
\nUser texlatex changed their name to BigDude.
\nYourMoralLeader:  how was work m?
\nEmma:  Dandy
\nEmma:  A kiddies birthday party
\nBigDude:  are you using the speaker on your camera
\nYourMoralLeader:  y
\nEmma:  Happy meals all round.
\nYourMoralLeader:  how do you like working with kids?
\nEmma:  I like it. I used to work in a youth club
\nEmma:  Kids are fun
\nBigDude:  the sound is like it’s coming through a paper towel tube
\nYourMoralLeader:  wait till you meet lass’s
\nKhunDiddy:  I can’t see anything…is the MoraL Lover in
\nKhunDiddy:  there he is John Denver aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh! Noise Pollution
\nEmma:  lol
\nEmma:  What? this song is ace
\nKhunDiddy:  Emma how is the weather in Old Blarney?
\nKhunDiddy:  You and Emma strolling through the heather …together…holding hands…? Yes I can see it now!
\nKhunDiddy:  you sit down on a grassy knoll and Luke starts to get passionate…he’s reciting poetry….you kiss sweetly
\nEmma:  Then he asks for a —job
\nKhunDiddy:  Leah just broke the mood
\nLeahKleim:  Im gonna kill myself today, my life has hit the bottom of the pit
\nYourMoralLeader:  Will you make sure you are on live cam when you do it leah?
\nKhunDiddy:  Leah you can jump out the ninth floor like that Russian Model and make a splash
\nLeahKleim:  yes i will record it
\nEmma:  lol that’s awful
\nKhunDiddy:  alls you gotta do is find a ninth floor
\nLeahKleim:  Im gonna poison myself
\nEmma:  Leah think of your children!
\nallthewayfromCyprus:  he doesn’t look anything like the photo…. must be all them peaches
\nEmma:  They need thier mummy
\nLeahKleim:  im gonna bang undiluted sulfuric acid
\nBigDude:  are you going to change your name to juliet too
\nEmma:  lol
\nKhunDiddy:  yeah  have some good insurance first so they’ll be taken care of
\nLeahKleim:  Im worth more dead than alive
\nEmma:  Nonsence
\nLeahKleim:  I am
\nallthewayfromCyprus:  waht are we waiting for?
\nEmma:  No way…
\nKhunDiddy:  Leah stick around a while….if this music doesn’t kill you then jump
\nEmma:  Leah you’re awesome
\nLeahKleim:  No ! I have no purpose in life ! Levi wont be my myspace friend, f**k this empty world !
\nKhunDiddy:  Luke my wife got her 10 yr Green card today…she’s one happy Thai, Wild Horses couldn’t get her out of here now hahaaaa!
\nLeahKleim:  I got a $190 check today from google for my Chabad House Blog
\nBigDude:  were you on to catch a preditor last week luke
\nKhunDiddy:  You’re somewhat of a flop in the uSA but a REAL HIT Internationally
\nKhunDiddy:  Leah do you still want to seduce Russian Dragon?
\nLeahKleim:  yes
\nLeahKleim:  he wants me to
\nKhunDiddy:  well Q-lass wants him too. I see a Cat Fight developing
\nEmma:  Hmm who will win…
\nLeahKleim:  ive gone to jail for battery many times
\nEmma:  There is my answer.
\nKhunDiddy:  I say Q-lass will win because Leah will committ suicide..they’ll only be one left<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

From my live cam chat: Emma:  Aparently we need 12 hugs and 15 laughs [every day] to stay healthy YourMoralLeader:  and 1 —-job Emma:  pfft YourMoralLeader:  what if it were true? Emma:  Too bad Ain’t that just like a woman. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,28],"tags":[10040,30472,10039,897,10038],"class_list":["post-3364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-sex","tag-affection","tag-emma","tag-female-sex","tag-live-cam-chat","tag-pfft"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t