{"id":3333,"date":"2008-06-28T20:36:05","date_gmt":"2008-06-29T04:36:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3333"},"modified":"2008-06-28T21:18:18","modified_gmt":"2008-06-29T05:18:18","slug":"luke-fords-sad-decline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3333","title":{"rendered":"Luke Ford&#8217;s Sad Decline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Concerned writes: The sad decline of Luke Ford is irrefutable. That once boyish, blogger about town has deteriorated to a decrepit shut-in. <\/p>\n<p>See the photographic evidence below.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/Images\/photos\/youngluke.jpg\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/Images\/photos\/rabbiluke.jpg\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/Images\/photos\/homelessluke.jpg\" \/> <br \/>\nIs it time for an social services to intervene? Who will save Luke from Luke?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; You do not look well.&nbsp; I am sorry, but you do not.&nbsp; This is not what a 42 year old vegan should look like.<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; Have you applied for food stamps?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; You should qualify.<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; If I saw you on the street I do not think I would have recognized you.&nbsp; Perhaps I would have given you some coins.<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; lol<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; enough about me, how r u?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; I am well.&nbsp; It&#8217;s summer vacaton.&nbsp; I may come down in a few weeks, but don&#8217;t change the subject.&nbsp; Your health.&nbsp; How is it?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; it&#8217;s ok, getting acupuncture 2x a week<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; That&#8217;s a sham.&nbsp; I tried it.&nbsp; <br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; Is this for you ED problem?&nbsp; Where do they stick those needles?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; It works for me. Just look at me.<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; For my chronic fatigue and my blogger elbow.<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; If they used your current photo in an as the FDA would send all acupunturists packing!<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; People said these same things to Jesus Christ!<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; Did you grow that beard to avoid oral on the ladies?&nbsp; Be honest.<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; and the Waco guy<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; You look like the unabomber only chubbier.<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; If you did a PETA commercial looking like that red meat sales would surge.&nbsp; Do you exercise at all?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; yes, mild walking<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; Pushing the van no doubt.&nbsp; How about the love life.&nbsp; Details!<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; How you ever got laid in that sleeping bag is a mystery to me.&nbsp; That is a book worthy topic.<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; How do you like being married?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; Talked to Kevin Blatt about the Mini-Me sex tape?&nbsp; That fore tells the end of days for sure<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; I&#8217;ve moved on from that world.<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; Married life is great, but it is WORK.<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; ru allowed to look at porn?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; Never a female of your own age.&nbsp; *sigh*&nbsp; What do you talk about?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; Torah and life <br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; I miss porn.&nbsp; She does not share this interest<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; The beard gives you a leprechuan look I can see her attraction.<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; Why would i want a woman my own age when i can get a hottie much younger?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; Still she does not share your continent<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; Any books cooking?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; jewish lit<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; You need cross over to&nbsp;make $$$$<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; &quot;How I Nailed Kendra Jade For Free!&quot;&nbsp; That&#8217;s a tome that&#8217;ll sell.<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; &quot;Beverly Hills on $4 a Day&quot;&nbsp; That&#8217;ll sell<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; How do you make $$?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; just sold lukeisback for 11k<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; i make promo videos for people<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; Yabba Dabba Doo!<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; Sounds porny<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; Good $$ ?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; approaching break even<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; Good<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; Avoding 9 to 5.&nbsp; Well done<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; It appears from your photos you do not miss many meals so you must be making the sheckles<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; Take care, my friend.&nbsp; If I come down which corner of Fairfax do you pan handle on? I&#8217;ll bring you a nice refrigerator box to upgrade your shelter. Stay well.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Concerned writes: The sad decline of Luke Ford is irrefutable. That once boyish, blogger about town has deteriorated to a decrepit shut-in. See the photographic evidence below. Is it time for an social services to intervene? 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