{"id":33293,"date":"2011-05-31T14:44:01","date_gmt":"2011-05-31T22:44:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=33293"},"modified":"2011-05-31T14:44:01","modified_gmt":"2011-05-31T22:44:01","slug":"heres-one-reason-to-root-for-the-dallas-mavericks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=33293","title":{"rendered":"Here’s One Reason To Root For The Dallas Mavericks"},"content":{"rendered":"

The NBA finals begin tonight.<\/p>\n

I’m predicting the Miami Heat to defeat the Dallas Mavericks, but looking at photos of the two leadings stars of this series, LeBron James and Dirk Nowitski, I saw a clear reason to prefer the Mavericks. Dirk has no tattoos while LeBron is covered with them. Maverick player JJ Barea also appears to have no tattoos.<\/p>\n

Tattoos are trashy. They’re a signal of low-class attitudes. When you run into a stranger covered in tattoos, do you expect classy behavior from such a person? Not really.<\/p>\n

I loathe tattoos.<\/p>\n

I also loathe people blasting music from their cars and apartments. People who own homes rarely blast music. <\/p>\n

I loathe marijuana and other illegal drugs. I loathe drunks. I’m not particularly fond of fat sloppy people. <\/p>\n

I have next to no interest in people who don’t read books. <\/p>\n

I loathe people who are on welfare. I loathe people who commit crimes. I loathe people who talk loudly in public on cell phones. I loathe people who don’t bathe every day. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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