I got free acupuncture tonight because I was offered the choice position of patient for five students.<\/p>\n
I went into the classroom at 7 p.m. carrying my cup of Ancient Treasure Chinese tea.<\/p>\n
I felt like I was on an audition.<\/p>\n
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I sat in the front of the room.<\/p>\n
There was a hot blonde who looked my ex-girlfriend Hailey Rivers and a hot Indian chick and three other students who were not erotic for me and an old Chinese professor.<\/p>\n
They asked me about all my health concerns and they seem truly interested. They even inquired after my bowel movements.<\/p>\n
Word!<\/p>\n
Nobody else in my life seems to have the slightest interest in the texture of my waste, and whether it is watery or solid.<\/p>\n
They asked me about my energy level and I said it was above normal because I was getting so much attention.<\/p>\n
Then they all sat beside me and took my pulse and looked at my tongue.<\/p>\n
It was so intimate, I felt compelled to close my eyes.<\/p>\n
I didn’t get to take off my shirt or drop trow or anything beyond my shoes and socks.<\/p>\n
I climbed on to the bed and lay on my back and they gathered around me as the professor used me like a pin cushion.<\/p>\n
The more attention I have, the better I feel.<\/p>\n
If I could just have ten hot chicks inquire about my health every day, and mean it, I know I’d feel like a million bucks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I got free acupuncture tonight because I was offered the choice position of patient for five students. I went into the classroom at 7 p.m. carrying my cup of Ancient Treasure Chinese tea. I felt like I was on an … Continue reading