{"id":32996,"date":"2011-05-24T12:21:35","date_gmt":"2011-05-24T20:21:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=32996"},"modified":"2011-05-24T13:31:44","modified_gmt":"2011-05-24T21:31:44","slug":"when-two-hot-jehovah-witnesses-come-to-your-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=32996","title":{"rendered":"When Two Hot Jehovah Witnesses Come To Your Door"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do not go all Dominique Strauss-Kahn on them.<\/p>\n<p><A HREF=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=32966\">Watch the whole show.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"480\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FiIOudJuiyo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do not go all Dominique Strauss-Kahn on them. Watch the whole show.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26489,21,22467],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jehovah-witnesses","category-personal","category-r-rabbs"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32996"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32996\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33014,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32996\/revisions\/33014"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}