{"id":3290,"date":"2008-06-20T15:06:29","date_gmt":"2008-06-20T23:06:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3290"},"modified":"2008-06-21T22:10:15","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T06:10:15","slug":"friday-afternoon-is-the-most-active-time-for-my-live-cam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3290","title":{"rendered":"Friday Afternoon Is The Most Active Time For My Live Cam"},"content":{"rendered":"

Click here<\/a> to join the fun with Chaim Amalek and co.<\/p>\n

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ChaimAmalek:  Emma, I picture you walking barefoot in fields of heather, and I’ve no idea what heather is.
\nChaimAmalek:  the straight Jewish Perez Hilton.
\nChaimAmalek:  Maybe that could be your next goal
\nChaimAmalek:  I have to admire a guy who came up from nothing on the web to where he is
\nChaimAmalek:  Perez Hilton, Matt Drudge
\nChaimAmalek:  Luke, for real – are you ever going to trim that beard?  I say either you get rid of it or you never touch it.
\nYourMoralLeader:  never touch it
\nChaimAmalek:  Good.
\nEmma:  lol
\nChaimAmalek:  Full Taliban
\nYourMoralLeader:  I feel a new confidence
\nChaimAmalek:  But then ditch the western attire and start wearing one of those long white frocks like muslim men
\nEmma:  Everyone hide
\nChaimAmalek:  And why not wear a turban every now and then? Certainly Judaism does not forbid it.
\nWELSHDRAGON:  lmao-full taliban-where’s ya ak47 luke?
\nChaimAmalek:  You could even call yourself "the Jewish Imam"
\nChaimAmalek:  And then won’t Rabbi Mushkin be sorry he crossed you
\nChaimAmalek:  In fact, if I were you, I’d start an "enemies list" on lukeford.net, and give people the option of purchasing an indulgence to take their names off
\nChaimAmalek:  Turbaned bearded Luke will command both respect AND dollars
\nChaimAmalek:  Call yourself Luke X Ford
\nChaimAmalek:  Brother Ford
\nChaimAmalek:  Wear a bow tie
\nChaimAmalek:  and a white shirt.
\nChaimAmalek:  Also, get yourself frames – glasses without lenses to wear.
\nChaimAmalek:  Then you will look even more studious<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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