{"id":32238,"date":"2011-04-29T12:19:17","date_gmt":"2011-04-29T20:19:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=32238"},"modified":"2011-04-29T12:19:17","modified_gmt":"2011-04-29T20:19:17","slug":"life-after-vandalism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=32238","title":{"rendered":"Life after vandalism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The JewishJournal.com right now features an all-time stupid headline &#8212; &#8220;Life after vandalism&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s next? Life after parking ticket? Life after flatulence? Life after chlamydia?<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.jewishjournal.com\/community\/article\/after_anti-semitic_vandalism_life_goes_on_at_calabasas_high_20110429\/\">those poor Jewish kids at Calabassas High must be scared out of their minds<\/a>. Imagine the trauma of having to deal with graffiti swastikas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The JewishJournal.com right now features an all-time stupid headline &#8212; &#8220;Life after vandalism&#8221;. What&#8217;s next? Life after parking ticket? Life after flatulence? Life after chlamydia? Yeah, those poor Jewish kids at Calabassas High must be scared out of their minds. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=32238\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[9567,26187,23258,26188,26189],"class_list":["post-32238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jewish-journal","tag-chlamydia","tag-flatulence","tag-jewish-kids","tag-parking-ticket","tag-vandalism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32238\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}