{"id":32238,"date":"2011-04-29T12:19:17","date_gmt":"2011-04-29T20:19:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=32238"},"modified":"2011-04-29T12:19:17","modified_gmt":"2011-04-29T20:19:17","slug":"life-after-vandalism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=32238","title":{"rendered":"Life after vandalism"},"content":{"rendered":"

The JewishJournal.com right now features an all-time stupid headline — “Life after vandalism”.<\/p>\n

What’s next? Life after parking ticket? Life after flatulence? Life after chlamydia?<\/p>\n

Yeah, those poor Jewish kids at Calabassas High must be scared out of their minds<\/a>. Imagine the trauma of having to deal with graffiti swastikas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The JewishJournal.com right now features an all-time stupid headline — “Life after vandalism”. What’s next? Life after parking ticket? Life after flatulence? Life after chlamydia? Yeah, those poor Jewish kids at Calabassas High must be scared out of their minds. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[9567,26187,23258,26188,26189],"class_list":["post-32238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jewish-journal","tag-chlamydia","tag-flatulence","tag-jewish-kids","tag-parking-ticket","tag-vandalism"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t