{"id":32178,"date":"2011-04-27T16:15:40","date_gmt":"2011-04-28T00:15:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=32178"},"modified":"2011-04-27T16:15:40","modified_gmt":"2011-04-28T00:15:40","slug":"my-shameful-social-climbing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=32178","title":{"rendered":"My Shameful Social Climbing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not at all happy with where I am in life. I want to climb higher.<\/p>\n<p>I like the air where the elite hang out. I&#8217;ve had a few sniffs of it in my time (when I was traipsing along behind <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/profiles\/profiles\/catherine_seipp.htm\">Cathy Seipp<\/a>) and I want a lot more.<\/p>\n<p>I like hanging out with the cognitive elite and I like calling them by their first names. Oh, look there, it&#8217;s <A HREF=\"http:\/\/kausfiles.com\">Mickey [Kaus]<\/a>! Oy, it&#8217;s my friend <A HREF=\"http:\/\/reason.com\">Matt [Welch]<\/a>! Did <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/profiles\/profiles\/nick_gillespie.htm\">Nick [Gillespie]<\/a> come? Where&#8217;s <A HREF=\"http:\/\/volokh.com\">Eugene [Volokh]<\/a>? When&#8217;s <A HREF=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Daniel_Pipes\">Daniel [Pipes]<\/a> getting here?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been friend requesting all these cool people on Facebook, even doing it to excess so that for a while there, Facebook wouldn&#8217;t let me friend any new people because I&#8217;ve been turned down so much.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, today I became Facebook friends with Eugene Volokh!<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to title my post &#8220;My Shameless Social Climbing&#8221; but I realize I&#8217;m quite ashamed, at times, of what a climber I am. I haven&#8217;t done the hard work to hang out with these guys, but I want to stand on the balcony anyway and address the crowd. <\/p>\n<p>On his own blog, the narcissist doesn&#8217;t know he&#8217;s a dog.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. About a decade ago, after some of my more raunchy blogging, my mother said to me, &#8220;What am I supposed to say? &#8216;Oh, that Luke, he&#8217;s such a dog!'&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not at all happy with where I am in life. I want to climb higher. I like the air where the elite hang out. I&#8217;ve had a few sniffs of it in my time (when I was traipsing along &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=32178\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[1936,24137,25879,15709,29883,26166],"class_list":["post-32178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-cathy-seipp","tag-cognitive-elite","tag-eugene-volokh","tag-facebook-friends","tag-mickey-kaus","tag-nick-gillespie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32178"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32178\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}