{"id":3195,"date":"2008-06-11T14:14:17","date_gmt":"2008-06-11T22:14:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3195"},"modified":"2008-06-11T21:19:40","modified_gmt":"2008-06-12T05:19:40","slug":"im-looking-for-some-bitches-to-take-my-last-name","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3195","title":{"rendered":"I’m Looking For Some Bitches To Take My Last Name"},"content":{"rendered":"

Darrah writes<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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I was inspired today by this Luke Ford post<\/u><\/a> to change my name from Darrah to now Darrah Ford. No I’m not sniffing coke as I’m typing this! Luke was a former porn blogger in his past life and I always wanted to be the female Luke Ford. But I doubt that will ever happen. Can’t a nice Catholic girl just have this one dream?? And since Darrah isn’t my real name anyway, I thought I’ll go as Darrah Ford as my new online identity in the blogosphere! haha I’m also known as SexyPervert or SexyP on Luke’s live cam<\/u><\/a>. There you’ll see, when I’m logged in, that me being weird and a little unbalanced is normal for me. So no need to worry that I have suddenly lost all sense and reasoning. The name change is like Perez Hilton choosing his name because of his warped love\/hate relationship with Paris Hilton. So I’m now going as Darrah Ford as my homage to Luke Ford. I have told Luke of my idea and he has approved.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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From my live cam<\/strong><\/u><\/a> chat:<\/p>\n

palestine4ever:  Remember that chica Cynara Fox that got upset that you said she acted like she was on drugs?
\npalestine4ever:  She had a myspace profile where she not only celebrates… uh… being off drugs…
\npalestine4ever:  …but took YOUR NAME!
\npalestine4ever:  http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/lucieford<\/a>
\npalestine4ever:  THIS IS MORAL LEADERSHIP LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
\npalestine4ever:  I have never had a similar effect on a fallen woman before.
\npalestine4ever:  Of course she hasn’t logged in in a year and is probably doing smack again
\npalestine4ever:  BUT FOR AWHILE YOU MADE A DIFFERENCE!
\npalestine4ever:  Luke, I think this is a new schtick for you.
\npalestine4ever:  Have all of your young, childless female acolytes take your last name.
\npalestine4ever:  I really don’t think you’ve given a career as a cult leader a fair chance.
\npalestine4ever:  Think of how many Cynara Foxes are out there, waiting to be shaped into succulent (if freaky-looking) Lucie Fords.
\npalestine4ever:  Oh, your fan on VNN replied, too.
\npalestine4ever:  Just call me your personal secretary to the online world of hate and fallen women.
\npalestine4ever:  http:\/\/www.vnnforum.com\/showthread.php?t=73577<\/a>
\nYourMoralLeader:  emma took my first name
\npalestine4ever:  Emmaluke?
\npalestine4ever:  It sounds like some Mongol general.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Darrah writes: I was inspired today by this Luke Ford post to change my name from Darrah to now Darrah Ford. No I’m not sniffing coke as I’m typing this! Luke was a former porn blogger in his past life … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[4524,9436,9438,897,1053,9437],"class_list":["post-3195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-cult-leader","tag-cynara-fox","tag-ladies-and-gentlemen","tag-live-cam-chat","tag-moral-leadership","tag-world-of-hate"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3195"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3195\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}