It’s so boring to live your life in box and follow all the rules.<\/p>\n
I’m naturally good.<\/p>\n
I like good loving music like Air Supply and the Village People.<\/p>\n
When I listen to it, I sway back and forth and think loving romantic thoughts.<\/p>\n
I find it really easy to open my heart to my fellow man (or more precisely, my fellow woman who’s hot).<\/p>\n
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I love to embrace the fairer sex. I love to get close. I love to love you baby.<\/p>\n
Why must my love be constricted by Jewish law?<\/p>\n
When you meet a Torah Jew, you can rely on him to react in predictable ways.<\/p>\n
That’s not exciting.<\/p>\n
I like being around such people because you can depend on them, but it’s not exciting for me to live that way.<\/p>\n
When I shun the old ugly and deformed, that’s because my feelings are aesthetically exquisite.<\/p>\n
When I’m rude and moody, that’s because I’m deep.<\/p>\n
When I’m depressed, that’s because I see through the delusions that preoccupy those not in the know.<\/p>\n
When I screw around, that’s because I want to share my love.<\/p>\n
When I say something vulgar, that’s because I’m rattling the sensibilities of the bourgeouis to convey my profound insights.<\/p>\n
So screw you if you don’t get me! I’m wonderful. Just ask my mom.<\/p>\n
Oy, glad I got that out of my system. How ridiculous. Yet I think that way way too much. Good thing I belong to an Orthodox shul. That’ll straighten me out one of these days. I might even internalize some things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
It’s so boring to live your life in box and follow all the rules. I’m naturally good. I like good loving music like Air Supply and the Village People. When I listen to it, I sway back and forth and … Continue reading