{"id":3178,"date":"2008-06-08T12:56:31","date_gmt":"2008-06-08T20:56:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3178"},"modified":"2008-06-08T18:02:40","modified_gmt":"2008-06-09T02:02:40","slug":"im-live-in-my-chat-room-with-holly-randall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3178","title":{"rendered":"I Was Live In My Chat Room With Holly Randall"},"content":{"rendered":"

Come join the fun!<\/a><\/p>\n

Pics: I took some stills by holding the camera out and Holly close: Self-portrait of myself with Holly at the hovel<\/a> Holly Randall, Luke Ford<\/a> Holly Randall, Luke Ford<\/a> Holly Randall adores Luke Ford<\/a> Holly Randall screen capture<\/a><\/p>\n

Video: Holly discovers she hates kosher gum<\/a>. Holly and I sing a duet: "Build me up, buttercup"<\/a> Holly Randall discusses how love bites.<\/a><\/p>\n

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Holly: I’m going to end up breaking something. Only your heart. <\/p>\n

[To Luke]: You’re still cute. Just scruffy and older and tortured.<\/p>\n

He’s too old for you Emma. I’m saving you.<\/p>\n

RamBam: She is very cute.<\/p>\n

YourMoralSchvartze: he didn’t even bother to clean<\/p>\n

guest64: nice tzizis<\/p>\n

guest49: Attractive Jewish Male, 45, college graduate, seeks successful Jewish Princess to get me out of my Holly’s garage<\/p>\n

RamBam: His tzitzis are hanging out<\/p>\n

guest49: it looks like a crack house I seen on "Cops"<\/p>\n

RamBam: He’s wearing the shirt she gave him … awwwww .. ::vomit::<\/p>\n

RamBam: You like what you’re seeing??<\/p>\n

guest49: Holly you are so nice ..why Holly WHY?<\/p>\n

RamBam: He’s singing to her now …. ::vomit::<\/p>\n

RamBam: I can’t wait to post the capture of this on youtube …..<\/p>\n

DickDundee: There’s already a screen cap up on XPT Holly.<\/p>\n

guest49: Wow I think I would think of something better to do than throw a ball with Holly…<\/p>\n

YourMoralSchvartze: he’s working her<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek: She’s working him<\/p>\n

YourMoralSchvartze: ahh<\/p>\n

RussianDragon: oh yeah the suave voice<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek: Luke, this is your chance at happiness<\/p>\n

RamBam: Holly kicks the Moral Leaders ass!<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek: I invented most of this<\/p>\n

DickDundee: Holly has the green eyed monster<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek: Holly, cut the chase. ARE YOU OVULATING OR NOT?<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek: Holly, I’ve got news for you….YOU ARE THE OLDER WOMAN WHO IS PERFECT FOR LUKE<\/p>\n

RamBam: Run Holly. He’s drugged the tea!<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek: Holly’s lost weight<\/p>\n

RamBam: Except in the arms.<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek: I’m proud to say I’ve met her twice<\/p>\n

guest49: Luke answered this ad on Craigslist..Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar, exorcism of dybbuks, seeks mensch. No weirdos, please<\/p>\n

RussianDragon: how was she chaim<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek: She’s just as hot in person…more so<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek: She has great pheromones<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek: She has a thing for Mexicans<\/p>\n

RamBam: And fake Jews<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek: Luke is a light drinker!<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek: Luke can protect you from alcohol<\/p>\n

RamBam: Luke is a lightweight.<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek: Luke is a writer, same as your dad, Holly<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek: AMALEK sees all here<\/p>\n

RamBam: She loves you Luke.<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek: I’m not saying Luke would totally abandon Judaism, but you could rationalize his life<\/p>\n

RamBam: You look much younger than 29.<\/p>\n

RussianDragon: it’s written in the stars: luke and holly<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek: Luke, you need Holly way more than she needs you<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek: So cut the Jew crap and knock her up already<\/p>\n

RamBam: The drugs are kicking in …<\/p>\n

RamBam: She’s about to pass out.<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek: This is how this ends: they go to this Jewish thing tonight, Luke sees a bunch of unattractive stuck up women, and his gentile brain kicks in and he… Holly’s brains out<\/p>\n

guest69: Bye Holly ..I still think you are one of the loveliest ladies alive…now RUN away FAST!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n

guest67: hes tidied up for you<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek: She’s smart, hot, tall, Aryan<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek: If I were there, I would lock the two of you together in a room until you saw the light<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek: She’s the kind of girl who NEEDS to care for a man<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek: Like her mom<\/p>\n

DickDundee: Luke, dude, seriously, shave. You look like a hobo. You can’t pull off the Orthodox Jew look.<\/p>\n

RabbiGadol: Luke, this is your rabbi<\/p>\n

RabbiGadol: I give you permission to marry Luke even if she does not convert<\/p>\n

hollysvagina: Stay away from me Luke<\/p>\n

RabbiGadol: This is why the white race is in such trouble<\/p>\n

RabbiGadol: Two mutually interested white people like these still can’t see their way to having procreative sex with one another.<\/p>\n

RabbiGadol: Luke, you need a Mexican with a grass cutter to get rid of that beard<\/p>\n

RamBam: Her looking at her MySpace is BORING<\/p>\n

MrHollyRandall: wtf did she ever see in him?<\/p>\n

chaimamalek: I’m not saying he’s the perfect man for her, but she certainly is that for him<\/p>\n

guest63: chaim you really want her for yourself<\/p>\n

chaimamalek: Well, of course I do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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