{"id":3176,"date":"2008-06-08T08:00:16","date_gmt":"2008-06-08T16:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3176"},"modified":"2008-06-08T08:50:09","modified_gmt":"2008-06-08T16:50:09","slug":"video-of-alana-newhouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3176","title":{"rendered":"Video Of Alana Newhouse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tjctv.com\/tjc-original-series\/tjc-movie-talk-04\/\">This is the first time I&#8217;ve seen her move<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not an unpleasant sight.<\/p>\n<p>When she cocks her head and smiles, I bet you anything she&#8217;s thinking about me and my unique brand of Jewish journalism.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n<p>I admit it did distract me for a minute from my study of the sacred texts.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve heard her live on the phone. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/profiles\/profiles\/alana_newhouse.htm\">I even carried on a few intelligent conversations with her without mentioning anything too vulgar<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve seen pictures of her.<\/p>\n<p>Now we can all see Alana Newhouse move.<\/p>\n<p>She wears pants and a short sleeve shirt for her interview with Rabbi Marc Angel.<\/p>\n<p>Scandalous!<\/p>\n<p>All this woman needs is a ferocious frum man to love her and she&#8217;d return to the ways of HaShem in no time.<\/p>\n<p>Oy, so many women in such deep need, and there&#8217;s only one of me to go round.<\/p>\n<p>Father, take this cup from me. But not my will but Thine be done.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve heard a few things about The Jewish Channel. It&#8217;s been on Cablevision in the New York area for about six months. It goes live on Time Warner this Wednesday.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tjctv.com\/?page_id=93\">Here&#8217;s the news<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thejewishweek.com\/viewArticle\/c344_a740\/The_Arts\/Film.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"nyjewishweek.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/tjctv.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/nyjewishweek.jpg\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thejewishweek.com\/viewArticle\/c344_a740\/The_Arts\/Film.html\"><strong>Surfing The Jewish Channel<\/strong><\/a>, November 1, 2007<br \/>\n&ldquo;&lsquo;This is an idea whose time has come,&rsquo; said Erica Gruen, former CEO of The Food Network, in a statement. &lsquo;The wealth of programming content that TJC is bringing to the community should wow subscribers.&rsquo;&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thejewishstar.com\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"jewish-star-button.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/tjctv.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/jewish-star-button.jpg\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/tjctv.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/jewishstararticle.pdf\"><strong>Jewish TV, Widely Available<\/strong><\/a>, October 19, 2007<br \/>\n&ldquo;Unlike other incarnations of Jewish television&hellip;The Jewish Channel has purchased broadcast rights to hundreds of Jewish and Israeli-themed movies and short-form &ldquo;low commitment&rdquo; documentaries. &lsquo;There&rsquo;s nothing stale about this&rsquo;&hellip;&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsday.com\/business\/ny-bzcabl1023,0,6018697.story\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"newsday\" src=\"http:\/\/tjctv.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/newsday-button.jpg\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsday.com\/business\/ny-bzcabl1023,0,6018697.story\"><strong>Digital Cable Fills a Niche<\/strong><\/a>, October 22, 2007<br \/>\n&ldquo;The Jewish Channel debuted last month, so far on Cablevision, offering programming for $5 a month. The on-demand channel&rsquo;s slogan: &lsquo;TJC is Judaism, On-Demand.&rsquo;&rdquo;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsday.com\/business\/ny-bztxtmain1023,0,2884673.story\"><strong>Niche Channels on Cablevision and Verizon<\/strong><\/a><br \/>\n&ldquo;The Jewish Channel, an on-demand channel, offers movies, news and cultural programming.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thirteen.org\/blogs\/index.php?blogid=2&amp;archive=2007-09\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"pbsblog-button.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/tjctv.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/pbsblog-button.jpg\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thirteen.org\/blogs\/index.php?blogid=2&amp;archive=2007-09\"><strong>Media Briefing for Friday<\/strong><\/a>, September 28, 2007<br \/>\n&ldquo;Cablevision has added the Jewish Channel to its on-demand menu, reports Broadcasting &amp; Cable.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cedmagazine.com\/newsletter.aspx?id=153068\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"xod_header_web-button.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/tjctv.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/xod_header_web-button.jpg\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cedmagazine.com\/newsletter.aspx?id=153068\"><strong>Cablevision adds Jewish channel as SVOD option<\/strong><\/a>, September 26, 2007<br \/>\n&ldquo;The channel offers a variety of programs focused on the Jewish culture, including films, documentaries, talk shows, comedies, political commentary shows, cooking programs, sports, children&rsquo;s programs and holiday specials.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/krumasabagel.blogspot.com\/2007\/09\/tv-with-tzitzis.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"krumasbagel-button.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/tjctv.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/krumasbagel-button.jpg\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/krumasabagel.blogspot.com\/2007\/09\/tv-with-tzitzis.html\"><strong>TV With Tzitzis<\/strong><\/a>, September 19, 2007<br \/>\n&ldquo;The content described on the website thus far looks very interesting: an entire lineup of fiction and documentary films &mdash; most of which I never heard of before &mdash; focused on Jewish history and culture. Some of the films look truly fascinating&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tzvee.blogspot.com\/2007\/09\/jewish-channel-is-currently-available.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"tzvee.blogspot.com\" src=\"http:\/\/tjctv.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/tzvee-button.jpg\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/tzvee.blogspot.com\/2007\/09\/jewish-channel-is-currently-available.html\"><strong>The Jewish Channel Is Currently Available on Channel 291<\/strong><\/a>, 9\/20\/2007<br \/>\n&ldquo;Looks like a great lineup of on demand movies and videos &#8211; with a single subscription charge of $4.95 for each month. &hellip; Wow that is a good deal.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the first time I&#8217;ve seen her move. It&#8217;s not an unpleasant sight. When she cocks her head and smiles, I bet you anything she&#8217;s thinking about me and my unique brand of Jewish journalism. 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