{"id":3126,"date":"2008-05-30T15:06:54","date_gmt":"2008-05-30T23:06:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3126"},"modified":"2008-06-01T13:55:30","modified_gmt":"2008-06-01T21:55:30","slug":"i-had-a-nervous-breakdown-live-on-my-cam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3126","title":{"rendered":"I Had A Nervous Breakdown Live On My Cam"},"content":{"rendered":"

I got a fit of the giggles while trying to do my voice exercises and imagining what it would be like for a nice Jewish girl to go on a date with her moral leader. Video<\/a><\/p>\n

I plan to have more such spontaneous and uncontrollable breakdowns live on my cam every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 5:30 p.m. sharp.<\/p>\n

Jane emails: "I never saw myself as one to refer to you as many others do.. for some unexplained reason…in the 3rd person…Luke is this,Luke is that…hey,he’s drinking tea,now he’s sunbathing,look- he’s working out,what a rebel he is… blah, blah!" <\/p>\n

SexyPervert:  Who wants Luke to tape his life 24\/7?
\nSexyPervert:  It’s somehow fascinating.
\nguest71:  Big Brother in the Hovel!
\nSexyPervert:  Imagine him saying all this and his noises right before sex
\nmee:  please noooooooooooo
\nguest71:  Buy her balloons
\nSexyPervert:  Plants last longer
\nguest71:  then kill them
\nSexyPervert:  It’s the stress Luke!  Don’t kill the football too!
\nEmma:  What happened to his ball?
\nSexyPervert:  Punt up sxual frustration?
\nSexyPervert:  What is he laughing at??
\nSexyPervert:  It’s that laughter right before someone loses their mind.
\nEnnis:  i know it well
\nEmma:  You people are killin him.
\nSexyPervert:  He’s beat red.
\nmee:  is ther any hope for him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
\nSexyPervert:  *tickles Luke some more*
\nSexyPervert:  HE’S TALKING ABOUT ME!
\nEnnis:  wiping eyes
\nroadrunner:  hahahahaha
\nSexyPervert:  He’s gone on and just lost it now!
\nEmma:  This is prime entertainment
\nroadrunner:  hurts dont it
\nEmma:  First sign of madness….
\nmee:  lost it years ago
\nSexyPervert:  Did the sound go?  He’s talking in a deep dark voice now.
\nSexyPervert:  I can’t imagine what he sounds like having sex!
\nmee:  GOD WHATS HAPPENED TO HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
\nmee:  hes going to have a breakdown or something<\/p>\n

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