{"id":3112,"date":"2008-05-29T18:02:18","date_gmt":"2008-05-30T02:02:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3112"},"modified":"2008-06-01T13:53:51","modified_gmt":"2008-06-01T21:53:51","slug":"all-i-need-is-a-little-attention","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3112","title":{"rendered":"All I Need Is A Little Attention"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I came home this afternoon feeling down. So down <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.revver.com\/video\/924193\/i-hate-myself\/\">I made a video elucidating all the reasons I hate myself<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>But now I feel like a million bucks. Why? Because I&#8217;m about to eat split pea soup and I got a little attention in the chat room.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I came home this afternoon feeling down. So down I made a video elucidating all the reasons I hate myself. But now I feel like a million bucks. Why? Because I&#8217;m about to eat split pea soup and I got &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=3112\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[676,9009,9008],"class_list":["post-3112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-chat-room","tag-million-bucks","tag-split-pea-soup"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}