My hovel is filled with happy birthday balloons.<\/p>\n
I’m trying to understand why.<\/p>\n
A secret source posts:<\/p>\n
\nI don’t think that person wants balloons on her birthday.<\/p>\n
She was probably just trying to mark her territory.<\/p>\n
Like leaving a big hickey on a lovers neck.<\/p>\n
Women are like that.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
At least women don’t mark their territory like dogs. Instead they leave stuff behind. They leave their toothbrush on the sink. They leave hair on the carpet. They leave bras and undies around (so I’ve heard). They leave earrings and other jewelry.<\/p>\n
They spike my food with garlic and try to make me fat so I won’t be attractive to other women.<\/p>\n
I have to vigorously resist all their offerings of cake and icecream!<\/p>\n
No more than two servings at any one meal!<\/p>\n
It’s endearing as long as they don’t boil my bunny rabbit<\/a>.<\/p>\n
I hate it when that happens.<\/p>\n
From my cam chat:<\/p>\n
guest108: i am concerned about your mental status
\nguest108: as your hair & beard go awry so it seems you as well
\nYourMoralLeader: i just made an impassioned video on why I hate myself
\nYourMoralLeader: you’ll feel better once you’ve seen it
\nguest108: remember you have to buy her those freekin balloons for her birthday she is expecting them & more
\nguest108: i’ve noticed the women in your life are way too possessive of you
\nYourMoralLeader: is that wrong?
\nguest108: it would make me very nervous
\nYourMoralLeader: they’re bunny boilers
\nguest108: i guess you don’t mind it
\nguest108: what are bunny boilers?
\nYourMoralLeader: Fatal Attraction movie, glenn close boiled michael douglas’s bunny
\nguest108: oh yes i think they actually are very much like glen close
\nguest108: don’t discount it its kinda scary
\nguest108: you should be on your guard with leah, she seems to be a little too vindictive for my taste
\nguest108: i don’t want to read about you in la times obit luke found laying in a pool of blood leah’s fingerprints found on the butcher knife left at the crime scene fleishig of course
\nguest108: jealous over your love of emma
\nguest108: cannot share you with the irish lass of youth
\nYourMoralLeader: so what should i do if she wants to seduce me?
\nguest109: lay the pipe
\nguest108: just be careful
\nguest108: she wants you but so do all ladies in shul
\nguest108: you can’t bang the whole world save yourself for the select few
\nYourMoralLeader: what if she threatens to off herself unless i make love to her 3x in a day?
\nguest108: look for a replacement that does not have that vicious streak<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"My hovel is filled with happy birthday balloons. I’m trying to understand why. A secret source posts: I don’t think that person wants balloons on her birthday. She was probably just trying to mark her territory. Like leaving a big … Continue reading